Any attempt to undermine the awesomeness of california, or imply that California, its laws, or its people are flawed is taken as a deep personal insult.
otherwise known as a california patriot.
Rita: hey! fuck you man. california is the best state that ever existed, and if you say anything like that again i will tear all of your hair out!!!!
me: woah. sorry, i didnt realize you were such a hardcore calipatriot.