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California is a part of the United States on the west coast. Im not a conservative or a republican dumbass. I am a liberal but I still cant stand this fucking state, especially San Diego county. The place is full of primarily a whole bunch of douchebags who think that they are all the shit, but in reality are just sheep and fucking preps. The weather is too damn hot, and the beaches are too fucking cold, and tend to be filled with sewage. The governator is also a dumbfuck. The State is terrible for the most part, and is full of artificial, mindless, dumb fucks, and the worst part of it all is that everybody else thinks its the best place on the planet.
Goddamnit, California sucks, im almost glad my county is burning down, dont come here, and help me get outta here as soon as possible.
by Spenc3rr October 26, 2007
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california
State that claims to have happy cows, but is actually lying. Thinks it makes better cheese than Wisconsin.
Dairy Industry: "Happy cows come from California!"

Wisconsin Farmer: "Bullshit."
by darkbluerabbit October 09, 2006
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Cali - (California)
I am from DaYgo, a native.
Cali has the most beautiful cities on the West Coast, one of the biggest melting pots in the US and is home to some of the most BEAUTIFUL people from all over the world. Beautiful Mountain Views, Gorgeous Beaches and breath taking Sunsets you wouldnt believe; just minutes from TJ.
We are laid back, free sprited people (if we were any more laid back, i think we'd be dead;O)

I've ran into people in the US that stereo types us Californians as DINGY, WOODSTOCKERS that think we're better than most, I've always xoxo all the Cali comments, it just lets me know, they're thinking of us.
DaYgo - I am from San Diego, California
TJ - We are going to party in TiJuana, Mexico tonight.
by Sweet Sherry February 06, 2008
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Overall A great state with lots of things to do, diverse scenery and people, usually laid back. However some Californians tend to have a superiority complex when visiting or talking about other states, and may verbalize this by saying things like..."What's in Idaho?, What's in Kansas?, This place sucks, etc." without realizing other states have great
things to offer as well.
1. "I cant wait tell I get back to California, this place sucks."
2. "Why would anyone want to live in Oklahoma?"
by theeng25 November 25, 2010
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Best state to live in, if not the best place ever. Here are 15 Reasons Why California Kicks Ass.





1. The weather is perfect.
2. There's always something to do.
3. There aren't any freakin small town hicks to bother you.
4. When you go outside, you can breathe, without inhaling tree sap.
5. The ocean is magical in its beauty, and its warm.
6. Hollywood. (must I say more?)
7. Disneyland to entertain little kids.
8. The only state besides Hawaii where if you say "I live in (insert state here)" people actually think its cool.
9. We don't have any freakin volcanoes to be scared of.
10. No life threatening shit in mosquitos.
11. You can get a tan on the beach, and ski on the same day.
12. It has the coolest cities in America. Admit it, Los Angeles pretty much kicks any other city's ass.
13. We can say "cali" and sound cool. You can't nickname any other state and pull it off.
14. Everything is pretty close together. So you don't have to travel for like 4 hours to get to a grocery store.
15. California is the Most Pimpin' State in America. Period.
Me: I live in LA!!
Person: Aww, I live in Kansas.
Me: Jeez, I'm sorry.
Person: Your sooo lucky. California is the pimpinest state ever.
Me: Well DUH!!!!
by <3Cali August 05, 2008
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CALIFORNIA means: Everyone hates cops. We all live next door to Mexicans. Our chicks are WAY hotter than yours. We say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" (and I say them often). We know what real cheese and avocados taste like. All the porn you watch is made here, cause we FUCK better. We don't get snowdays off because there's only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear. We can wear sandlas all year long. We go to the Beach--not "down to the shore" you idiots! We know 65 mph really means 100. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and a high speed chase cuz we don't fuck around on the road. The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14. You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code. We might get looked at funny by locals while on vacation in their state, but when they find out we're from California we turn into Greek GODS. We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California roll". No cop no stop baby! We can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day. All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here. We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!! We have In-N-Out which have the BEST burgers EVER(Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them). We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means OUR opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you. The best athletes come from here. We call it soda, not pop. We have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers. Other countries hate the United States but they love CALIFORNIA. We have the best weed here....and it's all grown in our backyards!!!!!!!
California is the BEST state in the country!
by Hill5521 January 18, 2009
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You: "I'm from California where everything is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"

Me: Uh huh.
by ThunderMummy November 21, 2005
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