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I know you've seen the ads- your travel agent or that university recruiter has filled your head with images of beaches, palm trees, forests and a night life that's second to none. You need to ask yourself one question: why would they put so much effort into creating that image? Do you know of any other state that is so heavily marketed as a place you should go other than California?

Thought so.

The culture here is defined by belligerence, ignorance, narcissism, and apathy. If you ever leave the big cities, be prepared to be surrounded by inbred, racist/sexist, psycho-christian hillbillies. You heard me right- there are massive amounts of trailer trash hicks everywhere you go, they've just become good at hiding it.

And while you're stuck on the 10, 101, 215, 91, or the 60 Freeways with a raised up Bro-truck tailgating you all the way to work, surrounded by industry, warehouses, smog, boarded up buildings, graffiti, and strip malls, you will attempt to replace what you are actually seeing with what you *thought* you should be seeing.

California is a LIE. It's a dreamworld that doesn't exist. Oh, and trying to find a job here is next to impossible. Right now, we have the highest unemployment. Same thing with teen pregnancy rates.

Yeah, I'm some asshole on the internet, but I'd give anything to save another person out there who reads this the time, toil, trouble, and inevitable misery that will come from believing the "California Dream".
Palm trees and beaches? My apartment got broken into 3 times, that pot-bellied, white, middle-aged douchebag broke a window on my car because i asked him to quiet down in the theatre, and I now have lung cancer from the smog.

Thanks California!
by Ihateithere October 24, 2009
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CALIFORNIA means: Everyone hates cops. We all live next door to Mexicans. Our chicks are WAY hotter than yours. We say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" (and I say them often). We know what real cheese and avocados taste like. All the porn you watch is made here, cause we FUCK better. We don't get snowdays off because there's only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear. We can wear sandlas all year long. We go to the Beach--not "down to the shore" you idiots! We know 65 mph really means 100. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and a high speed chase cuz we don't fuck around on the road. The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14. You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code. We might get looked at funny by locals while on vacation in their state, but when they find out we're from California we turn into Greek GODS. We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California roll". No cop no stop baby! We can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day. All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here. We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!! We have In-N-Out which have the BEST burgers EVER(Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them). We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means OUR opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you. The best athletes come from here. We call it soda, not pop. We have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers. Other countries hate the United States but they love CALIFORNIA. We have the best weed here....and it's all grown in our backyards!!!!!!!
California is the BEST state in the country!
by Hill5521 January 18, 2009
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california
State that claims to have happy cows, but is actually lying. Thinks it makes better cheese than Wisconsin.
Dairy Industry: "Happy cows come from California!"

Wisconsin Farmer: "Bullshit."
by darkbluerabbit October 09, 2006
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California- On the West Coast. Home to the Los Angeles Lakers, the San Fransisco 49ers and the Sacramento Kings. "The land of fruits and nuts-literally." This quote, which my grandmother says all the time, refers to the large homosexual population of California.
I live in California
by Will May 12, 2004
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Overall A great state with lots of things to do, diverse scenery and people, usually laid back. However some Californians tend to have a superiority complex when visiting or talking about other states, and may verbalize this by saying things like..."What's in Idaho?, What's in Kansas?, This place sucks, etc." without realizing other states have great
things to offer as well.
1. "I cant wait tell I get back to California, this place sucks."
2. "Why would anyone want to live in Oklahoma?"
by theeng25 November 25, 2010
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a state that will break apart & sink in the ocean not too long from now.
hey did you hear about california? it sunk!

hahaa. good thing i live in michigan. bitchesss.
by beautyyyy9 July 28, 2009
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Cali - (California)
I am from DaYgo, a native.
Cali has the most beautiful cities on the West Coast, one of the biggest melting pots in the US and is home to some of the most BEAUTIFUL people from all over the world. Beautiful Mountain Views, Gorgeous Beaches and breath taking Sunsets you wouldnt believe; just minutes from TJ.
We are laid back, free sprited people (if we were any more laid back, i think we'd be dead;O)

I've ran into people in the US that stereo types us Californians as DINGY, WOODSTOCKERS that think we're better than most, I've always xoxo all the Cali comments, it just lets me know, they're thinking of us.
DaYgo - I am from San Diego, California
TJ - We are going to party in TiJuana, Mexico tonight.
by Sweet Sherry February 06, 2008
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