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The best state along with new jersey.
California's governor and everything in jersey = world domination / apocalypse
by The game you lost :] May 19, 2009
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Literally the best state of the 50 currently making up the United States of America. That's not just said because I live here, either, but because we have all of the good parts of every other state, and none of the bad stuff.

Home to Hollywood, the Bay Area, Los Angeles, rap music (co-home, I suppose), the term "hella", the legendary UC system, and many other great things.
Snow? California has that! -20 degree weather? Oh hell no!

Nice beaches? California has that! 110 degree weather with 90% humidity? Oh hell no!

Agriculture? California has that! Does our economy rely solely on that, turning our state into a glorified orchard? Oh hell no!

Great music? California has that! Old, washed-up celebrities still trying to make it big? ......Well, shit, I guess we have that, too. But it's damn entertaining!
by California-ite May 22, 2011
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cociane
i wanna go to califonia...
(street name)
(i want some cocaine)
by rachel June 21, 2003
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That place where all the hippies go to get arrested.
"Man, let's all go to California, where everyone is free!" -Random hippies, bikers, and gay people

"On today's agenda for the State of California, we will now increase the penalty to required life imprisonment for someone who pees on the lawn in his third conviction. No exceptions for homeless people, pregnant women, little kids, or people with medical disorders." -California politicians
by mew723 May 13, 2015
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A bankrupt state where folks can be classified into five groups: 1) the faggots, 2) the whores, 3) the assholes, 4) the bastards, 5) the junkies.
- Ray how come you came back from California?

- I didn't belong there.

- Are you a racist though?

- No, I just call them as I see them.
by Peter Sniff Jr October 05, 2012
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The 2nd best state in the U.S. behind NY
lets got to california, nah f*ck cali.......NY NIGGA!!!!!!
by Anonymous October 11, 2003
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Also known as "Mini Mexico" California is a state in the Pacific region of the United States. It is known for it's unique accent, surfers, illegal Mexican immigrants, Celebrities, Los Angeles, and Hippies in the North, as well as the "best" Mexican food in the United States.
California is typically picked on by people because of the idiots that live there, as well as it being liberal, and I pick on it as well. I give California a loyal "Fuck you".

I'm not taking it back...
Some Mexicans: I love California! Now we can bring our drugs to the rest of the US for cheap money! :D
by EpicCollision June 14, 2017
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