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cociane
i wanna go to califonia...
(street name)
(i want some cocaine)
by rachel June 21, 2003
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The 2nd best state in the U.S. behind NY
lets got to california, nah f*ck cali.......NY NIGGA!!!!!!
by Anonymous October 11, 2003
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Literally the best state of the 50 currently making up the United States of America. That's not just said because I live here, either, but because we have all of the good parts of every other state, and none of the bad stuff.

Home to Hollywood, the Bay Area, Los Angeles, rap music (co-home, I suppose), the term "hella", the legendary UC system, and many other great things.
Snow? California has that! -20 degree weather? Oh hell no!

Nice beaches? California has that! 110 degree weather with 90% humidity? Oh hell no!

Agriculture? California has that! Does our economy rely solely on that, turning our state into a glorified orchard? Oh hell no!

Great music? California has that! Old, washed-up celebrities still trying to make it big? ......Well, shit, I guess we have that, too. But it's damn entertaining!
by California-ite May 22, 2011
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A bankrupt state where folks can be classified into five groups: 1) the faggots, 2) the whores, 3) the assholes, 4) the bastards, 5) the junkies.
- Ray how come you came back from California?

- I didn't belong there.

- Are you a racist though?

- No, I just call them as I see them.
by Peter Sniff Jr October 05, 2012
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Fly ass Asian breezy due to its numerous hot asian biddies (women)
by ChickenCutlet4U July 06, 2011
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when a person has gone all the way w/ another person. they have had sex
I went all the way to californis with Justine.
by fonda January 08, 2005
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California is a strong Democrat state, hence all their retarded laws
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