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The best damn state in America. Diversity, beautiful beaches, amazing weather, smart AND sexy people, kickass colleges...what more could you ask for?
I don't hate Arizona, but I can't wait to move back to California after high school!
by SparkleSky March 15, 2011
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The most largest yet decent state in the U.S. so far, yet the shittiest place I've seen and been born in.
1. Hollywood filled with beggars, street gangs, corrupt cops, and moron tourists.
2. Traffic found everywhere somewhere near Los Angeles.
3. Pollution everywhere, go far enough from San Diego, and you can see a layer of smog.
4. Overused and stupid stereotypes, it's just illogical and obvious, it's extremely stupid and makes you want to leave.
5 . Shitty food, Chipotle, mediocre and overpriced, In-Out, shitty food and overpriced, I hate this.
6. Expensive living costs, In California: 4000 sq ft house 1.9 Mil. Outside Califonia: 8000 sq ft house, 600,000 dollars. Also no AC.
7. Hot weather and shitty disasters such as landslides, and hailstorms.
Tool: "California is the best place ever!!!"
Guy: "No it isn't you fucking idiot, it's the shittiest state."
Tool:"OMG UR SO RIGHT, I SHUD GO AND TO A ROOM AND KILL MYSELF!!!"
Guy: "With your intelligence that's the smartest thing to do."
by War is peace February 15, 2017
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One of the rich people's paradises! The only state that has more Targets than Walmarts. California's geography is extremely diverse. Northern California is mostly forests, farmlands, and mountains. Southern California is mostly cities, valley, mesa, deserts, and beach towns. The Bay Area is mostly cities, robots, and wine.
I love California, but it's too expensive!
by Eastermister September 01, 2016
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Another means of saying your going to smoke pot/get high.
"Hey man, you wanna go to california tonight?!"
by Sam November 20, 2003
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A part of Mexico that was stolen by the United States. It is still part of Mexico because stolen property remains the property of the original owner. Because I am a patriot, I am ashamed of this stain on the honor of the United States.
California is still a nice place to live.
by Richard Peterson September 30, 2007
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California is the 23rd best state. Now, suck it.
22 states are better than California. Put it in your mouth at this moment in time.
by OY OY OY April 12, 2007
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If current trends continue, this area of the South-Western US will become north Mexico by 2027.
(On phone)
Man 1: Are you back from your visit to California?

Man 2:Yeah... I visited some of my extended family.

Man 1:Are they crazy? Didn't they hear the news???

Man 2:What are you talking about?

Man 1:MEXICANS ARE INVADING CALIFORNIA!!!
by GewchiPimp February 25, 2011
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