Personal homestate, with a cool governer but shitty everything else. Positive sterotypes fail to come through yet all negative sterotypes apply.
American #1: Let's nuke California.
Californian: But our chicks are hot and we surf and stuff.
Former Californian: First part is untrue, second part simply gives a better reason for the bombing. Nuke the shit.
Californian: But we're diverse.
American #2: Not like immigrants will stop coming in anyway.
General American Population: Nuke the shit.
Self-Hating Calfornians: Nuke the shit.
by Mike Ward November 16, 2004
Home of the standard tard/ douche bag. Home to the worst cities in the nation- Sacramento, LA, Bakersfield, Stockton, Modesto, Yuba City, Marysville, Fresno, Berserkley, Fairfield, Vacavile, Davis- the list goes on. Spiked hair. Everyone drives Yukons with rims they cant afford. Think it is the center of attention while being the brunt of jokes. Full of racists, gangs, and shitty, ugly places- example Sacrmento. People who cant drive. People who are beyond rude.
I went to that ugly place they call California. On the way I toke a Sacrmento in Fresno.
by MicahD May 04, 2008
Airhead state.

The "dumb jock" state!

The gay state!

The hippie state!
The state where retards have their pants hanging off their ass.
by poop on you fagz September 09, 2004
A joke, a place where we recall governors for fun and replace them with movie stars who can’t speak.
Gray Davis
by Caffeinecrazed12 November 19, 2003
Place where everyone stinks, as does the entire state.
California stinks.
by Daner May 04, 2004
cociane
i wanna go to califonia...
(street name)
(i want some cocaine)
by rachel June 21, 2003
The shittiest state in the USA. It is soo liberal and gay. There are soo many fuckin laws against things. Like every kind of gun is banned there and crime is still up the ass there.
Mike said hey guys lets go to California and i said you dumbass California fucking sucks ass
by Justin Hell May 18, 2004

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