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A state that is filled with tools. that is full of people who have never worked a day of their life. they do not have to work because they are a bunch of spoiled brats who get money from their parents trust fund. basically the state that is dumbest place and does nothing to help the u.s economy.P.s its also filled with whores
1:hey do you live in california
2:yeah
2:i have never worked ever because i have money from my parents
1: Duse
by nadnerb06 April 08, 2011
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State with the largest film, porn, agricultural, and alternative energy industries in the Western Hemisphere. It is also the home of the hottest women and best food in America. Disneyland resides in California.

A much better place to live than Texas
I'm from California therefore I am eight times better than you.
by cali swag September 19, 2010
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A state in the USA. It's at the edge of the west. The California Gold Rush happened there.
Joanne and her husband decided to migrate to California because the weather was perfect. (true fact!!!)
by Lola Luftnagle April 24, 2011
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Another means of saying your going to smoke pot/get high.
"Hey man, you wanna go to california tonight?!"
by Sam November 20, 2003
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A beautiful and diverse state who's literal meaning refers to a Paradise. It is harshly judged by people who either never lived here & base all their ideas about it from MTV reality shows,
OR
Have only visited the more priviledged areas of Southern California ie Orange County, Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, L.A, etc. If you choose to limit your visit to the rich area of ANY region, you're going to get snobs & fakes. COMMON SENSE people.

~Newsflash: L.A and San Francisco do NOT represent the whole state and are not the only worthwhile places here.

~We don't all drive Ferraris and freeload off our rich parents. We have POOR people too. You know Hollister? That is just some poor meaningless town nowhere near a beach....all you out of staters wearing that stuff thinking it makes you a surfer and cool? It doesnt. It's just a brand that capitalizes off your ignorance.

California is NOT a gigantic beach. We dont all live near the beach . We don't all surf...hell I can't even swim.

All that said, we ARE a beautiful diverse state. And I'd rather be broke here than wealthy anywhere else.
Out-of-Stater: Californians are so fake and snobby and full of fruits
Californian: Well have you been to any part of California besides L.A or San Francisco?
Out-of-Stater: No
Californian: *punch*
by TrinityOfYonderParadise July 02, 2010
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California is the 23rd best state. Now, suck it.
22 states are better than California. Put it in your mouth at this moment in time.
by OY OY OY April 12, 2007
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A part of Mexico that was stolen by the United States. It is still part of Mexico because stolen property remains the property of the original owner. Because I am a patriot, I am ashamed of this stain on the honor of the United States.
California is still a nice place to live.
by Richard Peterson September 30, 2007
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