134
California is the largest U.S. State in Population, and is on the west coast of the United States along with Fucking posers like Oregon and Washington. It is cool if you are from there, unless you live in Merced which is shit. They have the best nightlife, and hottest chicks out there. You should live there.
Dude, there are a bunch of fucking posers in CALIFORNIA.

Dude, all the hot chicks are in California.

Dude, I'm gonna drive my Kia Rio from Hawai'i to California, although its impossible.
by TheCyrus April 20, 2005
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
135
A retarded politically run state. So retarded to recall governor for an actor with NO political experience. Also a state known to pass 'stupid' laws.
Jake: Hey, did you know you can't use out of state driver's license to write personal checks in Kalifornia?
Ted: Yeah, it's so retarded. I've been to New York, Pennsylvania, Washington State and Hawaii...all accept out-of-state drivers license for ID.
Jake: Gosh...can't wait till Kalifornia sinks.
by LA hater October 11, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
136
My dream land. Sunshine. A land of the best amusement parks, the beautiful blue ocean, Los Angeles,Beverly Hills, Hollywood, palm trees, rollerblading, suntanning, hot guys, beach babes, surfers, every possible weather there, mountains and deserts. And most importantly unique kinds of people.<3
I dream of California
by julsmacools March 23, 2011
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
137
Californiainternet
Laughing stock. pathetic excuse for a state.

state whose people are dumb enough to want an actor as their governor.
Don't send me to california, i'd rather go to hell.
by california knows how to suck October 04, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
138
The ultimate way out of a (song)writer's block.
California...knows how to party (x2)
In the city of L.A.
In the city of good ol' Watts
In the city, the city of Compton
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!
by gsdhdafd January 19, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
139
where i live and the only country with a robot from the future as the governor. Often referred to as "The badass state". It is often made fun of by all the other jealous states
Me: California 4 eva
Person from Ohio: uh uh ur stupid
Me: Jealous much?
by Cali4Everz January 01, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
140
Californiacollege
State situated on the pacific coast of the United States. Home to the Los Angeles Dodgers - sorry guys, you made a BIG mistake movin' from Brooklyn. Home of the substandard human being, namely Crips and Bloods. Also home to many more illiterate airheads - example: Gray Davis, Governor.
In the 60's and 70's, California was the place to be. Nowadays, California wants to vote in health care for illegal aliens. I got a better idea! Let all the surrounding states put good use to those criminals doing nothing in their jail cells and have them pick-ax the state clean off of the mainland. Seems like many Californians agree, since they're all moving to ARIZONA!
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug