A really nice state. Often ridiculed and stereotyped by people who either live in shitty states nobody cares about or they just have never been there.
Person #1: Man, California is so ghetto. Look at Los Angeles...
Person #2: Hick...
by Kyle February 27, 2005
A bankrupt state where folks can be classified into five groups: 1) the faggots, 2) the whores, 3) the assholes, 4) the bastards, 5) the junkies.
- Ray how come you came back from California?

- I didn't belong there.

- Are you a racist though?

- No, I just call them as I see them.
by Peter Sniff Jr October 05, 2012
The brokest state in america right now. The only state in america actually dumb enough to elect a former hollywood actor that roided himself out for his entire life. It is home to dumb ass hippy pot smoking faggots, stuck up plastic rich douche bags and worst of all it is the most liberal state in america. The liberalism that comes out of that state is absolutely disgusting.
GUY: Hey everyone, lets go smoke weed and be fags!!!

GIRL: I hear that the best place to do that is california!!!!
A state in the USA. It's at the edge of the west. The California Gold Rush happened there.
Joanne and her husband decided to migrate to California because the weather was perfect. (true fact!!!)
by Lola Luftnagle April 24, 2011
A state that is filled with tools. that is full of people who have never worked a day of their life. they do not have to work because they are a bunch of spoiled brats who get money from their parents trust fund. basically the state that is dumbest place and does nothing to help the u.s economy.P.s its also filled with whores
1:hey do you live in california
2:i have never worked ever because i have money from my parents
1: Duse
by nadnerb06 April 08, 2011
The best damn state in America. Diversity, beautiful beaches, amazing weather, smart AND sexy people, kickass colleges...what more could you ask for?
I don't hate Arizona, but I can't wait to move back to California after high school!
by SparkleSky March 15, 2011
State with the largest film, porn, agricultural, and alternative energy industries in the Western Hemisphere. It is also the home of the hottest women and best food in America. Disneyland resides in California.

A much better place to live than Texas
I'm from California therefore I am eight times better than you.
by cali swag September 19, 2010

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