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the besest state in the enitre fucking united states all you haters out there just jealous. we have the terminator as our governor too. everybody says that california is a pussy state which is complete bullshit cuz california has ghettos all over the place such as south central, oakland, richmond, and hella crips live in california, california is not the safest place to live cuz many people do get shot and ppl just bitch cuz they wish they had as many og's as we do. we got our own style of rap..the best type of rap there is i might say actually, its hyphy for all you dumbasses we got the the thizzle dance and we just go stewie in califoolya (nickname) grows the most food of any state, the state 2pac moved to and then wrote a song about how sick it is, most people cant keep up with us cuz we r too advanced for u and could become our own country if we wanted to and kick ur sorry little asses but we pity you, the best basketball players come out from california while the best football players come out of texas, some parts are pretty expensive yea, the gas is the most expensive shit in the world, but still an awesome state, probably THE most diverse state as well.
A crip from California shot a blood that came to California tryin' to do tha crip walk

A fine ass beezy just moved here from California
by reppindabayouttacali March 21, 2007
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1. State the produces more food than anywhere else, has crazy night life, large schools, hot women, a load of stuff to do, and a the longest beach anybody has ever seen.
2. A place you'll want to stay in once you visit get there.
3. Extremely diverse.
3. Much more entertaining than Texas.
California.
by Surferdood September 21, 2003
8223 1969
 
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A state where it takes an hour to get from the beach to the snowcapped mountains.
What did you do today in california?
I surfed and went snowboarding
SICK!
by Alex Kohl September 14, 2005
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1. Good Weather
2. Great Beaches
3. Hot People
4. Home to Orange County
5. Usually made fun of by people in land-locked states with shitty weather and ugly hicks who fantasize about fucking the cast of "the o.c."
you wish you had the terminator as your governor
by CRUSH April 09, 2004
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Best state ever. Makes every other state look like crap
Our governer can kick your governers ass.
by vikadin January 07, 2005
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Extremely diverse place, you can find all kinds of people here. rich Republicans from Orange County, crime-ridden areas in South Central LA, rednecks, white trash in Riverside and San Bernardino County, surfers and hot girls along the coastal cities, beautiful but somewhat dangerous city of San Francisco, one of the best cities in the world San Diego, and great scenary in the Northern area, desert wasteland in Death Valley and Arizona border...
California is the weirdest state in US
by vinny February 13, 2005
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land that endures the verbal abuse of other states and nations while still welcoming the dreams and aspirations of other states and nations. Impossible to stereotype, yet often the subject of the crulest stereotypes.
Born and raised in California - I have never hugged a tree, and neither criticise others who do.
by Pandrake November 02, 2004
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my favorite place in the world!
"i can't wait to move back to california!"
by i hate hilary duff November 07, 2004
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