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129.
shittiest, most overrated state in the United States
Reasons:
1. Monotonous, hot weather...I like sunshine as much as the next person but, damn it, enough is enough
2. Overcrowding...Tract homes built everywhere
3. Liberals run it and it's pretty much useless to vote
4. Crime is getting out of control
5. Traffic is horrible
6. Public schools are corrupt and just plain suck
7. Illegals everywhere
8. House prices are so high that most people can't afford it here. A small, three bedroom house can go higher than $500,000 in Orange County.
9. Pollution has pretty much created a cloud over the Los Angeles Area
10. Fake, materialistic people
11. No morals among these godless people
12. It's just overrated, damn it.
Note to others: Stay away from California, please. This is the worst state ever. I live here, unfortunately.
by Anonymous June 22, 2006
 
57.
the most amazing state ever.
i love the California, its so relaxing.
 
58.
Only state in the union that's more satisfied with itself than Texas, Virginia, and all of the New England States combined.
person A: I'm from California, LOVE ME!!!!
person B: Why are you patting yourself on the back?
by hoboace November 13, 2007
 
59.
Not a bad state people might think we are, there are no hippies unless you count haight street. We might have liberals but not a lot of them and we don't have muthafucking communists.And not everybody is rich in California hell including me, go to Bayview's Hunters Point and you'll see just how ghetto California can be you dumbasses. So to all of you dumbasses who hate on Cali and have either been here or not pull your head outta your ass. FUCKING LOSERS
Chantal: Don't you just love California
Nikki: Cali is my home state so nebody dissin it better knock that shit off. hehe
by MzChani May 04, 2007
 
60.
A mythical land depicted in movies, television shows, and other fictional works of the middle 20th century. Seems to have been located in upper Latin America. Was peopled by exuberant, attractive "white persons," a type thought once to have been widespread in the area.

California was consistently represented as prosperous, but this is strictly notional. Present-day inhabitants of the area have found it to be without economic resources.

Compare "Shangri-La."
He: California was so nice. Too bad it never really existed.
She: -- Are you sure?
He: ... Pretty sure.
by John Bonaccorsi February 12, 2009
 
61.
West side state, Sunny, Home of san diego, LA, the bay,etc. Hyphy was created in the bay, i believe. State on the west side. Most in n outs in the west side usa. In n out was also created in california, I think.
California is a nice state
by Akio. December 27, 2008
 
62.
1. Bad decision making, to the point of financial collapse
2. To declare bankruptcy
3. A complete misuse of resources, even while having more resources than others
Jerry, despite making $1 million a year, was so California, that he had to sell himself on the streets to make ends meet.
by Just the facts ma'am April 29, 2013
 
63.
California is to the United States as Italy is to Europe.

Both have the following features:
- completely dysfunctional government
- too much debt
- declining economy
- endemic corruption
- beautiful landscapes and coastlines
- agriculture: olives, wine, citrus fruits, cheese, tomatoes
- natives feel it is important to look good
- natives drive like maniacs in heavy traffic but somehow avoid running into each other
- too many illegal immigrants
- rich people with mansions on a cliff overlooking the ocean
- earthquakes and volcanoes
- nice weather, hot in the summer, rain in the winter
- skiing in the mountains
- swarmed by tourists in the summer
- foodies
- Western movies are filmed there
Video: good looking guy or gal with a tan, wearing sunglasses and a very nice shirt, talking on cell phone while driving, says "Ciao", hangs up, changes lanes abruptly. They drive through a run down suburb populated mostly by olive-skinned people with black hair. They drive towards the mountains. The sunlight is dazzling. The landscape is hilly and dry. The car is a BMW 3-series.

Observer A: that must be Italy
Observer B: no, the buildings are new. It is California.
by scoobiedoohoopdiedoodle July 09, 2012