shittiest, most overrated state in the United States
Reasons:
1. Monotonous, hot weather...I like sunshine as much as the next person but, damn it, enough is enough
2. Overcrowding...Tract homes built everywhere
3. Liberals run it and it's pretty much useless to vote
4. Crime is getting out of control
5. Traffic is horrible
6. Public schools are corrupt and just plain suck
7. Illegals everywhere
8. House prices are so high that most people can't afford it here. A small, three bedroom house can go higher than $500,000 in Orange County.
9. Pollution has pretty much created a cloud over the Los Angeles Area
10. Fake, materialistic people
11. No morals among these godless people
12. It's just overrated, damn it.
Note to others: Stay away from California, please. This is the worst state ever. I live here, unfortunately.
by Anonymous June 22, 2006
One of the only places where 65° weather is considered freezing.
Californian: Omg, it's FREEZING out here.. I'm about to die bro!!
Average Joe: Uh.. It's 65° ...Get real, "bro."
by BoxersBro October 25, 2010
A mythical land depicted in movies, television shows, and other fictional works of the middle 20th century. Seems to have been located in upper Latin America. Was peopled by exuberant, attractive "white persons," a type thought once to have been widespread in the area.

California was consistently represented as prosperous, but this is strictly notional. Present-day inhabitants of the area have found it to be without economic resources.

Compare "Shangri-La."
He: California was so nice. Too bad it never really existed.
She: -- Are you sure?
He: ... Pretty sure.
by John Bonaccorsi February 12, 2009
Not a bad state people might think we are, there are no hippies unless you count haight street. We might have liberals but not a lot of them and we don't have muthafucking communists.And not everybody is rich in California hell including me, go to Bayview's Hunters Point and you'll see just how ghetto California can be you dumbasses. So to all of you dumbasses who hate on Cali and have either been here or not pull your head outta your ass. FUCKING LOSERS
Chantal: Don't you just love California
Nikki: Cali is my home state so nebody dissin it better knock that shit off. hehe
by MzChani May 04, 2007
West side state, Sunny, Home of san diego, LA, the bay,etc. Hyphy was created in the bay, i believe. State on the west side. Most in n outs in the west side usa. In n out was also created in california, I think.
California is a nice state
by Akio. December 27, 2008
Only state in the union that's more satisfied with itself than Texas, Virginia, and all of the New England States combined.
person A: I'm from California, LOVE ME!!!!
person B: Why are you patting yourself on the back?
by hoboace November 13, 2007
I live in California. I don't surf, I hate rap music, I went to LA once, and it sucked, Hollywood is overrated, the weather is NOT perfect, I only went to the beach once in my life and I hated it, YES, the governor sucks, no, not all the people are "hot" (thats total bullshit. People always say the people are ALL hot whenever they write a definition about their state.), the schools were good until Arnold(governor) went and took all the money; there are hicks here, there are PLENTY of stupid people, but an equal amount of intelligent people as well, I have lived here all my life, and have only felt two earthquakes, and California isn't going to sink into the ocean anytime soon. However, if you look past all this, California really isn't all that bad of a place to live. It just takes the most shit from other states.
Just a state with lots of people and a dumb governor.
1. Bad decision making, to the point of financial collapse
2. To declare bankruptcy
3. A complete misuse of resources, even while having more resources than others
Jerry, despite making $1 million a year, was so California, that he had to sell himself on the streets to make ends meet.
by Just the facts ma'am April 29, 2013

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