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A california ramstien is where a man lays a brick and wraps it in saran wrap and then puts it into a freezer. when the turd is well frozen it is forceivly inscerted into a womans vagina as though you are pleasuring her with a dildo.
Last night I totally gave sally the worst california ramstien of her life.
by bill williams May 21, 2007

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