When a man or a group of men eat a large meal off of a girl's juicy ass.
Erik and Matt ate a california hotplate off of Kiki's hot ass.
|2.||Betty Betty Nugs|
"Betty Betty Nugs" a woman with big tits. big Jugs.. big Nugs
Encino Man - California man, call it what you will.. that movie coined the term. Brendan fraiser's character the cave man said it heaps of times.
me - Wow man chek out the Nugs on betty"
you - oh yeah.. Betty Betty Nugs.
Stoney - hey, its a cave Nug.
Link - Betty Betty nugs..
When a man takes his penis, and puts it in whipped cream. Then he sticks it in a girls ass whilst the girl is being penatrated in the vagina. Then the males switch holes. Then the male in the ass pulls outand the other male licks off the shit and whipped cream
Jeff and dave totally pulled a california creamer last night on me, and I didn't even know until I looked back!
What people say when they realize how much they wished they live in California.
Used by non-californians when jealousy turns to anger
Californian: Man we had 75 degree weather in November, sunny skies. Perfect Weather. Couldn't get better than this
Shivering non-californian: Man, fuck california
There are two definitions for california redwick:
1) A type of red weed that grows in parts of california.
2) When a man proceedes to masterbate, usually in a California Style fashion, and from the extended period of time the man begins to bleed from his penis, thus making his penis a red wicked thing.
1) Every day I pull more and more California Redwicks from my garden, but they just seem to keep growing back!
2) I was doing it so long that I didn't even notice my penis become a California Redwick.
The only place I feel like I could beat up every person at one time besides the only place there I have any respect for: East L.A. The only state people beg not to go to, to visit there relatives. I came up with this advertisement for it.
"Looking for a place where everyone is rich, and whines about not having that new 100,000 dollar car? Or are you just sick of not being put down because your house only costs 50 thousand? Looking for a house the size of an apartment for 200,000 dollars? Then come to California.
California makes me sick. You are all fake. "O yeah man im from da hood. i gotz a rough life. i have been, *razor cell phone rings* o sorry, i gotta take this."
The basic culture of California is dishonesty. People lie, cheat, and steal with abandon, and those are your friends. The overall attitude is an arrogant "better than thou" with over the top social abuse. The people are generally good-looking with well kept bodies, and are active in the outdoors. But it doesn't mean much because of the extraordinary shallowness here. Bodies are more important than the person him/her self. Making money and sex is everything. So lots of partying and "fun", because that is the meaning of life to them. Doesn't get any deeper than that. Expect to get dissed as a matter of everyday life, because in California you are what you look like as if you were a character in the movies.more...
The social structure is medieval. The government is corrupt, schools are corrupt, the medical system is corrupt, and the police are corrupt. All these institutions regularly abuse people in astounding ways, neglect their basic jobs, and treat you according to some invisible social hierarchy. Kind of like the "nobility" that rapes the "peasantry" because they can. It is the least ethical state in which I've lived.
If you are shallow, arrogant, materialistic, abusive to "inferiors", unethical, dishonest, think lying is ok, and love to steal from your friends, that the body itself is the most important thing about a person, that life has no meaning other than partying, you'll do well here.
Extraordinary selfishness abounds here. Californi...