Calhoon

Pass Gas, Rip One, Fart, Flatulance, Cut the Cheese, Stepped on a Mouse, Rip one loose

He bent over to tie his shoe and ripped a stinky calhoon.

by Mr. & Mrs. Poppins September 28, 2006

Calhoon Backdoor

To rip open one's pants from behind for quick access, whether inward or outward.

He did a calhoon backdoor and after that he was ready for business.

by Starbucker September 15, 2005

After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away

Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there

by Sprunkle king January 31, 2017

After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away

Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there

by Sprunkle king January 31, 2017