caelesti 

A hacker group founded by offshoots of g00ns.net
Founded in late 2010 by a girl going by the moniker "Athena," the caelesti hack accounts of users on various forum sites and facebook, ddos & hijack websites and post personal information of targeted users; sometimes going as far as to shut down computers and even force people to commit suicide on camchat websites such as tinychat & chat roulette.
They have a hashtag notification system which they use to contact others from different sites. Many of the members go by names of Greek gods. Many of them stay fairly undercover, making sure rarely to use their real names, however it has been speculated that several of the members are affiliated with LulzSec. Their theme song is "Me and My Goons" by Plies.

Robert: "How did Michelle die?"
John: "The caelesti ruined her life and made her kill herself on cam."
Robert: "Those are some mean motherfuckers."

caelesti by Kyle Brovlovski October 30, 2011

Calesta 

She's seriously the most amazing girl ever. She's gorgeous, funny, sweet, and just plain awesome. She doesn't really see her self the way other people do. She feels like she's letting everyone down, for no good reason at all. She has alot of friends, but only a few know the real her. She doesn't need drugs to have fun. All the guys want her. She doesn't have the best life at home, but she doesn't let that get her down. She always has fun. Everyone wants to be with her 24/7. Sometimes she doubts her self, but everyone else can see just how amazing she really is. Everyone instantly wants to be her best friend, the second they meet her. She feels conceited when she thinks good things about her self. She has a lot of self respect. Her hobbies include: Riding horses, Singing, and playing the Guitar. Her nickname is usually Cleo.

Wow, Calesta, thats an awesome name.

She's fucking gorgeous.

Dayum! That Cleo girls fine!

I totally wanna BONE her.
:D

Bitch, she's MY best friend!

Calesta by TheQueenOfHearts June 2, 2009

erectile calestetics 

See: Jerking off, walking the dog, flogging the dolphin, whackin' it, spankin' the monkey, wanking off, beatin' the meat, beat the pud, get your chili whacked, hand job, masturbate, lubing the shaft, choke the chicken, bash the bishop, slap the salami, stroke the trouser snake, doin' it with Palmala Handerson, Rosie Palms, grow some hair on your hands, lather the lolly, etc.

He went to practice his erectile calestetics.

erectile calestetics by Geno March 24, 2003

Acres Caelestes Reunited 

A group of people who are total assholes and prevail above everyone else. They stomp over the weak and ignore cries of mercy. Thousands of people envy and wish to be like them.
They value loyalty over everything else.

Acres Caelestes is Latin for "Strong Gods"

Look at that mob of bloodthirsty people.. They're like Acres Caelestes Reunited...

Wow they're so strong! Just like Ac-R!

Acres Caelestes Reunited by xxxxxxcreation August 7, 2011

caleesa 

Caleesa is a beautiful, geougeous person she usually has a best friend named Taylor. She is very athletic, she is a very loyal girlfriend, but if you treat her right she will treat you right back, but if other wise there will be for a flying.

I love Caleesa so much can't wait to meet her again

caleesa by Venelope January 27, 2018

Caelestis

1) Internet created word for heavenly; of the heavens or sky; celestial; divine; godlike; godmode.

2)A godlike online gaming guild.

1) I have reached a state of caelestis.

2) That guy must be from caelestis, he is owning it up.

Caelestis by zzqqxx November 6, 2009

caleste 

Caeste is a beautiful woman who looks out for her friends and family. If you have a Caleste as a friend don't let her go if you do you've made a big mistake.

Caleste is beautiful and a big help with emotions

caleste by Samuel the light bringer November 20, 2019