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A useful object for those who are shit at maths. However, usually it is completely useless and is the perfect tool for getting someone's attention. All in all, it can be a weapon of maths (GET ITTTT? UB) destruction. Person #1: OI
Person #2; -no response- Person #1; -starts tapping person #2 with calculator with a cheesy grin- Person #2; gtfo |
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My brain, my every ounce of being human Guy 1: Have you seen my brain?
Guy 2: what? you lost your brain? Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front. Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator Guy 1: I DON'T CARE JUST FIND IT |
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Asian Gameboy
pi=100 pts! Woah Ling Zhi is really playin' that calculator!
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The reason why we don't need math, especially in high school, when you'd rather be snogging. Tim: Math is @#$%?&*!!! I hate it! I want to snog!
Tim's dad: This is why there are calculators. Don't forget the rubber, son. |
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-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)
-but that few actually bother to program... -TI 83 -TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher} -TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments} AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong
aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails. |
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for people too lazy to say "catch you all later".. saying it really fast makes it "calculator".. used especially when hurrying out of a friend's car.. or when done IMing or txting a group of friends or exiting a chat room.. me (IMing with more than 2 friends): hey gtg guys, calculator!
friend 1: i'll calculator too! bye! friends 2 & 3: sure! me (thanking friends for a ride home): thanks! calculator! friends: hopefully soon! |
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- any word that you can read differently upside down. (usually with numbers)
- to calculator a word/the calculator version of |
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