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calculated punctuation 

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.
The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

Calculated 

Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).

because they want others to see what they’re doing
Calculated by JC47 September 26, 2023

calculater 

a mathematical tool helped to calculate equations
i love to use my calculater
calculater by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Calculated 

'Calculated' is a term used in Rocket League which means that something occurred with proper timing.
Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Chat disabled for 2 seconds.
Chat disabled for 1 second.
Me: Calculated
Calculated by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020

Calculatored 

Using the calculator hot key on a computer to spam calculator applications on an individuals screen while they are unaware.
person 1: Dude, I turned around for like a minute and you calculatored me. How?

person 2: I am ninja
Calculatored by JC M.D. January 15, 2010

calculated risk 

A chance taken after careful estimation of the probable outcome.
Taking their dispute to arbitration was definitely a calculated risk .
calculated risk by santidal December 20, 2013