calmcited

Calmcited , adjective
calmcitement, noun

A blend between feeling contradictory emotions. A cross between hyperactive and sober. When something good happens and you feel both calm and excited at the same time. Think of it like when you win the lottery and you can neither yell nor sit still.

"omg when she finally agreed to be my girlfriend I was so calmcited "

calmcited by Peterpentecost October 19, 2015

calcitrocalviacation

1. (n) the act of kicking someone on the bald scalp of their head, derived from the latin roots CALCITRO-ARE: To kick, to resist, and CALVA-AE: Top on a head

SIMILAR WORDS:
calcitrocalviacationist:
1: (n) One who kicks people on the bald scalp of their head for a living, in other words, someone who's job it is to be a headkicker.

calcitrocalviacationism:
1: (n) A game often played with young people, where the rules are that the first person who bleeds from the head loses. This includes the nose and mouth, but the most points are given when the victim bleeds elsewheres. The eyes and throat are totally off limits, as are anything below the chin. No punching is allowed, or other types of violence other than kicking. The variations to this game are things such as that you must have your hands behind your back at all times, you must yell a certain word every time you land a blow, and other such rules. If any of these rules are broken, each member in turn is allowed a "free kick" of a sort to the player who broke the rule.
SLANG: Head-Kicking, or just HKing

Billy says that when he grows up he will be a calitrocalviacationist, but I think he is full of shit.

We were calcitrocalviacationisming when Donald kicked me in the throat, forcing me to declare a "free kick" and made him bleed out of this ears.

calcitrocalviacation by Cobra-Commander May 16, 2005

calcine 

A person with a very high IQ but with no common sense who likes to crash his car into other parked vehicles because of the confusion between the brake and gas pedal.

I cant believe that he crashed his car into 4 cars in the parking lot and didnt bother to tell anyone. What a calcine

calcine by Lino August 18, 2004

Calcifer

An all powerful fire demon

the fire Calcifer in howls moving castle :}

Calcifer by Mina Lucero June 1, 2010

calcitis 

I syndrome associated with doing too much Calc homework. Results in the patient having increased endorphin levels resulting in the person being usually giddy, finding the most trivial things amusing such as the fact that they mix sin(x) and cos(x) to form sos(x) which makes it seem like the variable x is crying out for help, just like the patient's tired brain.

Sam:**laughing hysterically while staring at paper**
John: "What's wrong with him?"
Bob: Calcitis...
John: Poor soul, is there anything we can do?
Bob: We're only in algebra, he'll have to fight through it

calcitis by dpgander November 5, 2009

Calcitrificant 

|kalˈseˈtrifikənt|

adjective.

1. a meaningless word that may be used in place of large words to confuse the less educated.
2. interchangeable with squanch, but classier.

This wine is most calcitrificant.
I know it's a joke; i was simply being calcitrificant.
I'm overwhelmed by the calcitrificance of it all.

Calcitrificant by Egodeath June 18, 2018

calcitonin

A hormone released by the thyroid gland in response to an increase of calcium within the blood. Calcitonin takes up the excess calcium and deposits it into bones,teeth.

Dude, i got diagnosed with osteoperosis! Ive got an imbalance of PTH and calcitonin.

calcitonin by PersianLord786 October 18, 2013