when your so fat your arteries are oozing with grease and you havent seen your privates in 10 years

Thos who derive from Calabria, The southern most region of the Italian mainland. They are more like Sicilians then northern Italians. Both have the dark skin, dark hair and very similar dialects.

1.) A native of the southernmost region of the Italian mainland, Calabria.

2.) A descendant of an Italian from Calabria.

An Italian from Calabria, of which most are known to be Hard Headed. Although any stuborn Italian can be called a Calabrese, to be called Calabrese and not be from there is very derogatory.

someone who is hard-headed or stubborn

Someone who has unusually large genitalia.

a guy that is lookin forward to smash your face if u say shit about anyone of his friends,a guy gurls seem to like but can be an asshole sometimes, but hes only kidding

An Italian last name derived from the region of Calabria. People with this last name are typically fighters and will defend their honor no matter what. They typically live in the regions of New Jersey and Maryland. They are semi famous around those areas. The name is now given to (been passed down and mixed with different races/ethinicities) people who are like .5% Italian and 99.5% Irish, but they claim the Italian side because everyone knows Italians do it better. Some are a part of the mafia. If you are a Calabrese, you are lucky.