Cakeless 

In the popular video game Minecraft, food (such as cake) can heal your character.

Going "cakeless" is the act of ignoring the cake, and any potential health that it can give you, so you can be a badass instead.

The act of going "cakeless" was developed and popularized by Ray (Brownman) from Achievement Hunter, a popular YouTube Channel.

Person 1: Hey! Why didn't you eat that cake, you would have gained extra health!!

Person 2: Nah, I'm going cakeless

Cakeless by Azniac September 25, 2012

Cakehead 

Somebody who doesn't think before or while they act. A Cakehead is unlikely to understand conversation between normal people but will generally make up for it in strength and aggression. Cakeheads are not the smartest of creatures and can be easily distinguished by the occasional grunt and pulling big watts in the gym.

Ogre from revenge of the nerds is such a Cakehead.
He is all power and no technique, what a Cakehead.

Cakehead by Your Average Cakehead March 8, 2019

caketease

noun: a woman or girl who promises to provide baked goods, but doesn't deliver.

Kortni promised to bring a cake to the office... a month ago. She's a real caketease.

caketease by GamecockGuy1987 July 19, 2012

Cakee 

Pleasing, agreeable, or enjoyable; giving pleasure. Socially acceptable or adept; polite

John: One is very cakee today.
Darby: Better watch it or the batter will fly!

Cakee by DarbyCrash March 3, 2009

cakesexual 

When a person is sexually aroused and attracted to a spongey baked good, usually topped with icing.

ralph- 'hey bro did you see that cake over there?'
dave- 'oh yeah bro it turns me on'
ralph- 'dude stop being so cakesexual'

cakesexual by bruh, wut. November 8, 2014

Cakeless 

Without cake. Craving a cake

J-Rod used to be a baker, yet he still hasn't baked me a cake. I am starving and craving a cake, yet I am still Cakeless!

Cakeless by ADJRODSS July 30, 2018

cakeself 

A neopronoun where you identify as a cake 😋😋😋😋😋🤪🤪🤪🎂🎂

Person 1: My pronouns are cake/cakeself
Person 2: Another fatherless child

cakeself by thornyrose June 1, 2022