something becomes caked when there is a build up or dirt or scum.
"you dirty bastard your fucking mousemat is caked with your cum Im not touching that"
1.When you are so blazed
out of your mind to take your dick
out of you shorts, so u jerk off
under your clothing and wake up the next morning with your shorts being CAKED
2. to pass out while jizzing
on your self
I got so high
last night i CAKED my self
Ish was so blazed
out of his mind he woke up CAKED.
When he woke up we looked at his shorts and noticed he was CAKED
Highest level of high.
when you're high you're baked...cakes get baked
person:Man, im caked.
when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.
ew man look at her face, its caked.
When you have devoured a space cake full of weed. Rather than being baked, you are caked.
Man that space cake has left me caked.
To be extremely wealthy, loaded
Mike: I got a rolex in my stocking for christmas
Kal: Bro you're caked
To be fed excessive volumes of dessert in a manner in which it is impolite to refuse. Usually after a large meal, or when one has a valid reason for not eating cake (diabetes, for example.) Aggressively done in some cultures.
I went to Oddi's house and his mom caked me to the point where I had to flip my plate upside down to prevent more cake from appearing.
To shit one's self and end up with defecation on one's undergarments.
Oh no! My pants are caked! I hope it hasn't got onto my trousers.... Ugh! It's all warm and squidgy! It better not give me nappy-rash....