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9.
Cak
a person of obnoxious or inept character; unreliable, a fumbler, feckless, with inane speech, and a spoiler.
The food poisoning was the result of the cak hand of my husband's cookery.
Beethoven's 5th became a cacophony under the cak baton of Maestro Bozo.
by James Merchant July 18, 2003
 
1.
cak
slang for penis.
"my cak is hanging out of my pants."
by Hakins March 30, 2004
 
2.
cak
Alternate pronunciation of "cock", the male sex organ. Used as a slang term.
Guy: "I'd like to take my cak and slap her across the face."
Guy's friends: "hahahaha"
by Firemaneric April 17, 2006
 
3.
Cak
A new-age, ever-popular growing, slang way to say cock. Also pronounced with a "y" sound preceding the A.
It is a well known fact that everyone on earth is a cak except for Craig.
by CDBek September 05, 2003
 
4.
Cak
Multiple Dick's; 2 or more Penises.
That chick just seriously took some serious Cak!
by CameronlikesCak April 22, 2010
 
5.
Cak
A huge giant monster penis.
Have you seen Matt's huge cak, I have to take an elevator to the top just to fuck him!
by MattyDaddy May 26, 2003
 
6.
CAK
Acronym for: Corporate Ass Kisser.

That guy at the office who will throw anyone under the bus to get ahead and gain favor in the boss's eyes.

A suck up who will do anything to please the boss.
"Ya, he's a fucking CAK. He'd do anything to climb the ladder."
by her roomate August 24, 2009
 
7.
cak
Male Genitalia; a Penis; a Cock.
Pixagen sucks cak all day long
by 1337 January 18, 2003