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priest caroling 

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.
"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."
priest caroling by ProClifo November 27, 2018

Christmas Caroling Hoe 

A step above a christmas hoe, a christmas caroling hoe is a woman who has been around the block and consistantly continues to go around the block one house at a time.
Jeremy: Yo son, I'm already hella drunk and need to hurry up and find someone to take to the crib.

Tony: I heard that, I'm to the point where I just might holla at a christmas caroling hoe.

Jeremy: Ummm... Nah, I rather masterbate. That's all you though.

Christmas Caroling 

Christmas caroling is an act of trolling during the Christmas season. This is done by singing at a strangers doorstep, and it can be done alone or in a group.

Christmas caroling is the oldest from of holiday trolling.
Emma: Shall we go Christmas caroling?
Emily: We shall!
Amanda: Bring us the figgy pudding or Saint Nick will kill you!
Christmas Caroling by AmeliaClear December 6, 2011
Enthusiastically calling out at random girls, as if you know them and their name is Carol, while driving around a college campus with your windows down.
It's 80 degrees and not a cloud in sight, who wants to go caroling?
caroling by sclatos March 19, 2013

Aggressive Caroling 

Caroling an unexpected song with lots of energy. The song does not have to be a Christmas song as long as your caroling and jumping around.
Aggressive Caroling Crowd singing:
1) "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why... CAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

2) (Bells jingling followed by) "OH SH**, SHAKE DAT ASS MA, MOVE IT LIKE A GYPSY, STOP, WHOA, BACK IT UP, NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HIPS SWING!"
Aggressive Caroling by JdogTwodolla December 22, 2009

Canadian Caroling 

The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.
I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Julie's house.
Canadian Caroling by Tractor Pete August 19, 2007