Caltrain Simp 

A simp for Caltrain, usually pretty stupid.

Metra Person: Fuck Caltrain Simps!

Some other train person: I agree with this statement.

Caltrain Simp by Caltrain Sucks February 23, 2021

Cintrian 

Someone who insists they get the best room in a broken down manor even if they didn’t want to have anything to do with it ten minutes beforehand and it doesn’t matter anyway because the manor is imaginary.

“Hey, you’re being a real Cintrian right now.” “I’m sorry, I’ll fix myself.”

Cintrian by TrumpJesus April 4, 2020

Caltrain 

Some jackass railroad in the San Francisco area that some railfans mega simp for. In fact, the railroad doesn't even simp as much for itself.

Example
Caltrain Simps line up at the station to foam for F40PH-2CAT 914.

Caltrain by JulianRailroad October 14, 2021

Caltrain foamer 

Someone who foams hard over Caltrain. They usually live in Redwood City California and will go as far as to tell someone to end their life for not liking Caltrain or threaten to sue Caltrain for retiring their F40ph fleet.

A Caltrain foamer argues with someone saying Caltrain is the worlds best railroad

Caltrain foamer by JulianRailroad November 3, 2021

caitrin 

The most amazing girl in the entire world. She often causes blindness with the light of heaven reflecting off of her. It is advised to always wear sunglasses while looking at her. In ancient Rome, the romans would refer to the empress as caitrin. If a girl is acting caitrin she is acting at the best of her abilities.

That girl looks so caitrin today!

caitrin by umpalumpa 404 April 17, 2011

contraindicate 

con·tra·in·di·cate -cat·ed, -cat·ing.
–verb (used with object), Medicine/Medical.
to give indication against the advisability of (a particular or usual remedy or treatment).

Origin: 1660–70; prob. [back formation from contraindication.

Probable mucosal damge may contraindicatethe use of gastral lavage

contraindicate by Troy D. F. December 28, 2007

caltrain 

Caltrain is a commuter rail service that operates in San Francisco (4th and King), through San Mateo County and down to Santa Clara County (Gilroy). Started in 1987, and powered by diesel (though in the process of electrification). There is also a Baby Bullet service which stops at limited stations to cut down commute time. It has transfer stations at 4th and King to Muni (also conveniently located next to Telephone Park), Millbrae to BART (also to SFO), Mountain View to VTA, Santa Clara to Amtrak, and San Jose Diridon to ACE and Amtrak.

New projects include: the underground extension from downtown San Francisco to the future Transbay Terminal, Dumbarton Bridge rail to the East Bay, and a proposed extension to Monterey County.

Knights of Columbus! I just missed the train! Now I have to wait another hour to wait for the next one to arrive. DAMN YOU CALTRAIN!!!

caltrain by bayareaninja November 15, 2006