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7.
A Mix of every STD, Aids, Super Aids And The Plague, That You Generally get from a Cate, also known as cate aids.
Aww dude you got within 10 feet from that cate your going to get Caids bro .
by enjoy134562 July 20, 2008
 
1.
Having Aids, and Cancer at the same time.
It's not looking good, it seems he has caids and there is no cure.
by William Hagemann June 24, 2005
 
2.
The Canadian version of AIDS

Canadian+AIDS=CAIDS

How you can tell if the person is infected with the disease:

-Resides from Canada or any place along the US border such as Washington

-Extreme passion for maple syrup

-Constantly flooding the US economy buying jeans

-Acts like a moose in strange situations

-Primary diet is Starbucks, Cookies, Toast, Granola bars, Pop tarts, Etc.

-Usually is seen at a Starbucks or driving a Volkswagen Jetta

-Has an awkward collection of Canadian flags
Joey:"What is wrong with Taylor??"

Martess:"I think she has CAIDS..."

Joey:"Thats sad..."
by Joebear and Mar Mar March 08, 2010
 
3.
Canadian AIDS!

Symptoms:
Uncontrollable "eh?"
Uncontrollable bowel movements.
Diarrhea of the mouth.
Twitching.
Playing too much hockey.
Pimping out your MySpace to make it look Canadian.
"What's up, eh?"

"Eh? Are you Canadian now?"

"No, it's just my CAIDS."
by Astroman006 February 27, 2009
 
4.
Cold that makes you feel so sick and tired, you think you have aids.
Damn, I'm so sick and tired, I must have caids.
by Verb Ninja December 13, 2012
 
5.
The deadly fusion of Cancer and AIDS. This disease was introduced to us by (generic names) Katie. Katie asked Josh (also a generic name) if he had it and replied with a "hell yeah I do." Resulting from this answer, Josh has recieved this disease. It is currently uncurable. If you are looking for more information about the CAIDS, there is no information on the internet because it is secretly being hidden by the government.
Me: Do you have CAIDS.
You: Yes I do CAIDS.
You = CAIDSed
by Not Stanly September 10, 2006
 
6.
(Computer Aids) When your computer gets and untreatable virus and has to be severely treated or even wiped!
"Ah, lost all my data today man"

"really why?"

"My pc has the caids!!"
by PezanostrA May 06, 2010