Metropolitan areas in Puerto Rico are: San Juan, Bayamon, Carolina, Guaynabo, Toa Baja (Levittown) & Trujillo Alto.
Me: For real? In what way?
Friend: Oh our phone lines are metro area listed.
Me: So what? You live so far away you gotta sleep to get there and pay an expensive toll.
Friend: *sniffs* I want to live in the metro area *sniffs*