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8. pre-coffee coordination
The amount of coordination that most caffeine addicts have before their first cup of coffee.
" Oh man i spilled my breakfast everywhere then tripped over the dog before i got to the coffee pot"

"Yea thats pre-coffee coordination for ya bro"
9. caf-fiend
a caffeine addict, someone who enjoys caffeine so much that they will do anything to get it.
"Melissa, that's your 2nd rockstar and third cup of coffee! Caf-fiend!"
10. Timmy Ho
Short for Tim Horton's, also known as "Timmy's" or "Tim's". Tim Horton's is the largest Canadian fast food restaurant franchise and Canadian cultural icon famous for its coffee and doughnuts.

The debunked urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine or other such addictive drugs in the coffee has sparked a cult-like following of caffeine addicts who regularly visit their Timmy Ho to get their fix.
ugh... my head is fucking killing me!! Gotta go see my Timmy Ho cause I'm jonesing for a double-double!
11. Will
A violent and slightly evil boy who enjoys airsofting. He is a caffeine addict and when high on caffeine becomes a truly frightening being.
Although 99% crazy, he can be fairly nice and somewhat intelligent at times. Naturally, if I did not mention that he's somewhat intelligent or nice in this definition, he would shoot me with metal airsofting BBs.
Just goes to show.
Oh no, Will has been drinking caffeine, run awaaayyy!!!
12. Brad gable
is a curly headed fuck and bipolar and shouldn't have 4 caffeine pills at one time, oh and can be a dick sometimes
you sir are a brad gable!
13. Coffee
When i wake up in the morning, its there. When i go outside, its in my hand. when i go to sleep, its there, next to me.
This is what caffeine and coffee does to me does to me:)
14. Blend 43
A brown, water soluble powder. Said to be edible, Blend 43 is form of instant coffee. A common misconception is that Blend 43 contains caffeine as one will experience a small 'hit' as the substance is consumed. This is actually not true as it is the acrid taste which will wake the unfortunate person from their stupor. CAUTION: People with taste buds or weak hearts are advised to stay clear of this substance.
Jim: Hey, here is the coffee, 2 sugars right?

Han: Thanks bro, yeah that's good. {proceeds to drink coffee}

Han: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh WTF is this shi...{convulses on floor}

Jim: Blend 43. Are you ok? OMG. Call 911 now!
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