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1.kid who shit his pants during football practice in his freshmen year of high school and kept practicing till it ran down his leg.
2 Kid that gets caught by park rangers while fucking his girlfriend in the back of his mom's expedition
Matt is such a caffaro, he shit his pants during practice and didn't tell anyone till he took off his pants and everyone saw it running down his legs.

You got caught fucking your girlfriend in your mom's car, you're such a caffaro.
by hahahahahaa March 29, 2007

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