Australian Navy Cadets 

The Australian Navy cadets are a group of Homosexual beings and cannot take a bloody joke. This has give them the nickname of “Anchor Wankers” as of there homosexual nature, they may think they are better than everyone else, but indeed they are not. Navy cadets are very aggressive and should not be approached without an F88 assault rifle. If scared they will flee back to their boats and cry to their petty officers.

Oh no! It’s the Australian Navy Cadets, Fran the F88’s

Australian Navy Cadets by JoJo’s Dictionary May 7, 2019

Australian Airforce Cadets 

Airforce cadets are in a nutshell overconfident, condescending, arrogant pricks who are like the navy cadets but on steroids in terms of homosexuality. This has given them the well deserved nickname of airy fairies. They like to brag how much they know about aircrafts but the closest they get to aircrafts are weather drones they also claim they are the best shoot in the cadet corps when they couldn’t shoot a defenceless balloon and don’t even get me started on their drill. There has also been an unspoken truce between Navy Cadets and Army Cadets if these aircraft fuckers are to powerful. So in conclusion fuck Airforce Cadets.

Oh hey Dad why is the definition of Gay scribbled out and replaced with Australian Airforce Cadets in this book?
Ah that was a more civilised time.

Australian Airforce Cadets by insta: @qld_aac_bde_meme August 27, 2020

Starlight Cadets 

An alter ego of the famous indie rock folk fusion (irff) band Great Moon. According to the official band website:

From a black hole in the universe, Commander Starlight Omega 1 was born. His quest is to fight the everpresent danger in the deadly oceans of the galaxy. He lives off the sun's rays and thrives off of his deadly excapades. He is our universe's savior and will live forever to protect lifeforms of this galaxy. He has formed Starlight Cadets and the Ocean Deep Treachery to let his quest be known and to straight up jam out.

Person 1: Dude, this new techno band is so edgy and awesome! Who are they???

Person 2: It's Starlight Cadets!

Starlight Cadets by SkgrBomb October 1, 2009

The Cadets

"The Cadets" is a world class drum and bugle corps that has won ten (10) championship titles out of the 39 previous Drum Corps International World Championship competitions (as of 2011). The Cadets is one of the oldest drum corps in existence, with an origin dating back to 1934.

The Cadets shall kick some grass...

The Cadets by bobarker December 27, 2011

Army Cadets 

A bunch of kids 12-18 years old that legally get to shoot rifles. They often make fun of sea cadets and air cadets calling them pigeons or the occasional bathtub warrior. They have to shine their boots but often say "Sir, they wouldn't shine".

Also, Blackdown water is NOT clean.

Air cadet: Look at those army cadets
Army cadet: You stupid pigeons

Army Cadets by Lucythekid December 16, 2018

Royal Canadian Air Cadets

Literally the most stressful place on Earth. A place to meet friends, loved ones, and mortal enemies. A place that may seem nice and cheery on the outside, but in reality, it's a hellhole with no coordination or proper planning.

my friend: Hey, do you wanna do something on Saturday?
me: Sorry, I have cadets.
my friend: I hope you come back in one piece.
me: Thanks but I won't.

Royal Canadian Air Cadets

Royal Canadian Air Cadets by that person we all know October 2, 2019

Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets 

Highly regarded military college in Texas.

The Corps of Cadets Vision:
To be the premier college undergraduate leadership development program in the United States. The Corps of Cadets will be a widely recognized leader in the study and application of effective leadership, the commissioning of the most outstanding officers in the nation from all three of the military service Reserve Officer Training Corps programs, and the graduation of productive young leaders who are actively sought for their character, skills, and leadership abilities by all sectors of American society.

Cadets from Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets represent excellence in every way.

Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets by Andrew January 11, 2004