a fickle sort of male who makes women and naive little girls fall in love with them by incessent lying. He then dumps their sorry ass for his new intriging love affair and makes them cry little girl tears. He believes he is complex and nice... he is lying to himself.
"We've only been dating for a week! And he dumped me this morning for that girl? I can't believe he pulled a Caden! i was sure he was the ONE!"
*boo hoo*
by la bandit October 26, 2009
a hot as hell, ripped out of his mind, hunky piece of man meat any girl would go crazy to have. enormous penis, immensely popular, and has girls hanging off his pinky
"omg girll, that guys a total caden. we should just rape him."
by jimmy joe jangles January 10, 2009
Rambunctious, annoying, tiny penis, ugly, abnoxious and stupid. Smells like poop.
You are so caden.
by caden poop December 08, 2013
To hump ones leg or the side of their body furiously.
"Dude, Megan was totally cadened at the party!"
by Jam Masta J May 19, 2004
a complete man-whore, who thinks every single women on the planet drools after him. And has a tiny dick.
Your being such a caden!!
by Shaddap You Face July 06, 2009
One of the biggest whores you will ever meet. Will have a boyfriend, have sex with someone else, and fingered by yet another guy. Guys only like her for her saggy vagina. Fake, hated, and ugly skank.
G.I:Oh my God, that skank is ugly!
Joe:That must be a bitch named Caden.
by truthtellr January 20, 2010

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