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Best soda everr.
Great taste of orange and pineapple :)
Person 1: ay i'm going to the store what do you want?

Person 2: get me a cactus cooler

Person 1: aight
by Chemble May 18, 2011
 
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Cactus cooler is a delicious orange-pineapple soda sold in the United States, mainly California and the surrounding Southwestern states.

The soda is a bit obscure though. If cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. Best soda there is.
Yo man, I gotta find a store that sells cactus cooler...why is this shit so rare?
by hiddenattacker April 21, 2008