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V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina or anal cavity.
"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."

"Toussaint L'Overture cactus rammed the whole of Paris in one glorious afternoon."

"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"
by Theodore X. Johnson September 27, 2011
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V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina.
"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."

"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"
by Theodore X. Johnson September 26, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush