Cartographically Challenged 

Anyone who cannot read a map.

My mother-in-law is always getting lost because she is cartographically challenged.

Even though I sent her a map, my daughter was late to the restaurant; she is cartographically challenged.

Cartographically Challenged by Moishe Tannenbaum January 7, 2012

Cacography 

Noun: Bad spelling and/or handwriting.

See also cacotypography: An ugly typeface or typing.

c u 2moro.
Yo, what's up with all the cacography?

Cacography by floccinaucinihilipilificator April 3, 2013

cacagraphical 

of or pertaining to shitty writing; an overwhelming impression of shit prompted by bad writing; a thoroughly inaccessible text, writing, or writing style; writing that affects depth by overuse of esoteric vocabulary; a literary attempt at erudition by way of incomprehensibility; technical vocabulary strung together in text without rendering their meaning; textual or written elaboration that obfuscates what was previously simple; the literary product of a person paid to write gossip, slander, or shit about people; a really bad philosophy paper

The philosopher's writing is so bombastic and unintelligible that it can only be described as cacagraphical.

cacagraphical by Edward Guzman May 12, 2008

fb cacography 

When someone has left their facebook account signed in and someone else posts a status on or changes a setting of the account.

That's not my status it's FB Cacography.

fb cacography by The Real Programmer December 13, 2014