a gay dwarf who works as a nun and a fake doctor and eats jew bagles for dinner with a side dish a purple platawarlus (a platapus and a walrus mixed) who ranges from colors to green to and purple and mostly hide in your closet and under your moms crack.
damon: you see that cackle dwarf???
chris: no but i saw him with arne last night
arne: that was a good hoe
chris: uuuum no comment