Cacabanana is the hybrid of the caca treat and banana tree. Though phonetically unappealing/unappeeling, the cacabanana is quite the mouth-treat. The cacabanana is made from a viscous, chocolatey substance combined with only the ripest banana of the bunch. The cacabanana can be eaten as is, or frozen, and is a meal the whole family will surely enjoy.

The cacabanana is best known for being the favored dessert of Sir Quiglis, a character of British folktale. It is also rumored that Jim Morrison couldn't get enough of the cacabanana, which inspired the lyrics: "Come on baby, light my cacabanan".