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To jerk off} in a taxi, Lyft or Uber without the cab driver knowing it. Sometimes video'd and put on sites like {xtube.
The other night I was drunk and didn't get any in the bar so I was stuck with cabsturbation on my taxi ride home.
by Jamesknapper October 20, 2015
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To jerk off} in a taxi, Lyft or Uber without the cab driver knowing it. Sometimes video'd and put on sites like {xtube.
The other night I was drunk and didn't get any in the bar so I was stuck with cabsturbation on my taxi ride home.
by Jamesknapper October 20, 2015
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To jerk off} in a taxi, Lyft or Uber without the cab driver knowing it. Sometimes video'd and put on sites like {xtube.
The other night I was drunk and didn't get any in the bar so I was stuck with cabsturbation on my taxi ride home.
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To jerk off} in a taxi, Lyft or Uber without the cab driver knowing it. Sometimes video'd and put on sites like {xtube.
The other night I was drunk and didn't get any in the bar so I was stuck with cabsturbation on my taxi ride home.
by Jamesknapper October 20, 2015
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To jerk off} in a taxi, Lyft or Uber without the cab driver knowing it. Sometimes video'd and put on sites like {xtube.
The other night I was drunk and didn't get any in the bar so I was stuck with cabsturbation on my taxi ride home.
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To jerk off} in a taxi, Lyft or Uber without the cab driver knowing it. Sometimes video'd and put on sites like {xtube.
The other night I was drunk and didn't get any in the bar so I was stuck with cabsturbation on my taxi ride home.
by Jamesknapper October 20, 2015
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To jerk off} in a taxi, Lyft or Uber without the cab driver knowing it. Sometimes video'd and put on sites like {xtube.
The other night I was drunk and didn't get any in the bar so I was stuck with cabsturbation on my taxi ride home.
by Jamesknapper October 20, 2015
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