Dildo Cabnet 

1. When someone is being a jerk, asshole, bastard, mother fucker, on many occasions. 2. a locker like wooden piece of furniture used for keeping dildos.

Last night larry was being a real dildo cabnet, first he said my sister looked like a whore, then ran up a huge bar tap and "just forgot his wallet" then he puked in my car (he also called shotgun so it's on my dashboard), on my moms car, took a dump in a toilet and didn't flush, put his feet on the table, said a bunch oh shit like "this place sucks" over and over again, grabbed the remote to the TV and made us watch lame TV everyone else in the room didn't like, told us all we were pussy's for some bullshit reason, drank the last of the milk and put the jug back in the fridge... and he was only over for an hour.

Dildo Cabnet by treeRatRecords December 5, 2009

Cabinets Sativa 

Cannabis grown in cabinets.

"Try some of the bomb gaunch my buddy grew in his pantry... CABINETS SATIVA!"

Cabinets Sativa by wvdrtnsf January 16, 2013

Linen Cabinet 

A group of official Presidential Advisors who are blatantly racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, and otherwise driven by mendacity in service of hate.

We've had Jackson's "Kitchen Cabinet "to go along with the regular "Parlor Cabinets" but before Donald Trump no-one had the audacity to nominate a Linen Cabinet.

Linen Cabinet by paulpaxman November 15, 2016

Cabinet Man

An arcade cabinet that is possessed by a once living human who placed his organs into the machine, creating a monster who drives kids to madness. As well as a song by Lemon Demon.

P1: "Hey, have you heard of Cabinet Man?"
P2: "The song? Yeah, it's good."
P1: "No, I mean the arcade machine driving kids to madness."

Cabinet Man by it's (not) lemon demon! February 6, 2021

sinner cabinet 

"another word for jail"

-high boi

from his recent video drive ._.

"He just came back from the sinner cabinet"

sinner cabinet by D1SASTERMA5TER June 22, 2022

filing cabinet 

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.

You're such a filing cabinet.

filing cabinet by thomasgreen June 9, 2013

rusty file cabinet 

The act of shooting your goo inside a girl's butt and then taking a crap in her vagina.

Beatrice wanted me to unload my feces in her and not get her pregnant, so we finished with a rusty file cabinet.

rusty file cabinet by Hambubgerderf November 16, 2011