look up any word, like bootylicious:
1. Schmitt's Law
A physical property of cables to tangle if left unattended.
According to schmitt's law, if you leave two or more cables unattended for a period of time, they will become tangled by the time you return.
2. Grady
Absconder/fugitive from the law. Average age is 33-37 years and can usually be found Riding Coat Tale at one’s parents home. Has known to possess homosexual tendencies and strong addiction to porn. Caution: One should never try to approach a Grady due to the fact that they are masters at gypsy hypnosis and owe money to past friends in amounts ranging from $150 to several thousand dollars.
Oh shit, don't let that guy in your home, he's likely to pull a Grady on you and charge thousands of dollars worth of porn to your cable bill.
by Paul Feb 2, 2005 add a video
3. Home Improvment
One of the funniest and most clever 1990s sitcoms airing on ABC. The show centered around the stand up acts of comedian, Tim Allen. His character, Tim Taylor hosts a Detroit cable tool show called Tool Time. He is very masculine and interested in all aspects of the male mind: he is always building a hotrod in the garage, is sexist, HATES the opera, grunts, loves tools, loves sports and loves building things. He is however blessed with ineptitude. His ineptitude includes anything from glueing his head to a table to falling through a roof or a portapotty to dropping a two-ton beam on his wife's car. Home Improvement had a cleverly-written script and writers. It won a number of Emmys.
Home Improvment was a great show. Gags from the show:
1. the neighbor, Wilson's face NEVER being seen
2. everybody screws up Wilson's advice.
3. Tim's wife Jill cant cook.
4. Tim is always building a hotrod in the garage.
5. Tim's cohost, Al has an obsession with flannel.
6. Tim is always making fun of Al, his mother-in-law and basically anything he doesnt understand
7. Wilson's amazing knowledge of culture and history.
4. Nihilistic
As the most negative definition goes, if a person who has no moral code (except for what actually gets them in trouble legally, and even that may still be done if they can get away with it) they might be considered nihilistic. Also, a nihilistic person's moral code my stop at bros before hos, even if they are female, in which case it is usually a fellow nihilist (male) in which they are backing up. An example of this can be seen in the 1986 film "River's Edge."

If a person finds enjoyment in watching others suffer, it is possible that they could be called nihilistic. Someone who believes in the law of the jungle and their own id above all else could be said to be nihilistic.
NIHILISTIC:

i.e. Many of those on MTV, Comedy Central, E, other cable TV and radio stations...

Most (or at least the most visible) of those on 4-Chan's /B/, Youtube, most other websites, a typical high school...

A stereotypical spoiled and hedonistic frat boy also characterizes this one definition.

Looking out for #1, themselves, and others like them.
5. preppy
adjective
This word found its start with the term "Prep School", or preperatory school, which is an elite high school where teenagers live in dormitories on campus. (i.e. Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts - shout out to all my girls at PA!!!) Since these schools are populated by a particular class of people, with a particular style, the adjective PREPPY emerged.
'Preppy' can refer to members of a certain social class, but can also be more generally used as description of personal style.
In terms of style, the stereotype is a mixture of pink-and-green. Pants are typically khakis, Nantucket Reds, and, for men, often khaki-cotton-material in bright neon colors such as pink and lime green. The epitome of preppy pants are the latter, decorated by a pattern of sewn-in whales of a darker contrasting shade. Classic button-down shirts, usually solid or striped, are common, as well as solid and striped polos. The collars of the polo shirts are always "popped", or turned up instead of folded over. Often, polos of different colors are layered, the one on the bottom matching the skirt/pants, the belt, or the headband. Flip-flops are the coup de grace, no matter what the weather. However, when our toes are absolutely freezing off, we wear Uggs, with the tops folded over to expose the fur and our jeans tucked in. We wear v-neck cable-knits and argyles over button-downs. North Face jackets are a must. Pearls are best for jewelry. Excess hair product...
more...
by PA gal Feb 12, 2005 add a video
6. Apartment
An apartment (or flat in Britain and most other Commonwealth countries) is a self-contained housing unit that occupies only part of a building. Apartments may be owned (by an owner-occupier) or rented (by tenants).

Some apartment-dwellers own their apartments, either as co-ops, in which the residents own shares of a corporation that owns the building or development; or in condominiums, whose residents own their apartments and share ownership of the public spaces. Most apartments are in buildings designed for the purpose, but large older houses are sometimes divided into apartments. The word apartment connotes a residential unit or section in a building. Apartment building owners, lessors, or managers often use the more general word units to refer to apartments. Units can be used to refer to rental business suites as well as residential apartments. When there is no tenant occupying an apartment, the lessor is said to have a vacancy. For apartment lessors, each vacancy represents a loss of income from rent-paying tenants for the time the apartment is vacant (i. e., unoccupied). Lessors' objectives are often to minimize the vacancy rate for their units. The owner of the apartment typically transfers possession to the occupant(s) by giving him/her the key to the apartment entrance door(s) and any other keys need to live there, such as a common key to the building or any other common areas, and an individual unit mailbox key. When the occupant(s) move out, these keys should ...
more...
7. shotgun
a homemade smoking device that is the in-between of a bong and a pipe. it is used to smoke weed, but can be used to smoke other things as well, such as crack or meth. It is made by taking a water bottle and emptying most of the water out, leaving just enough water so that no part of the bottom of the inside of the bottle is dry. the water is optional however, but convenient because it catches the ashes that fall into through, thus opitimizing your smoking experience. the label of the water bottle is removed, and the lid as well. a hole is carved or melted into the middle of the water bottle for a mouth peice, and another hole is placed on the reverse side of the water bottle towards the top to be used as a carb. aluminum foil is then placed around the where the lid used to be, and dips in to create a bowl. lastly you must poke small holes in the bowl so the smoke will have a way to get into the bottle.
"dawg i lost my pipe, looks like we bought this sticky for nothing!" said jason.
"Fret not, my friend, for i have brought some tinfoil and a water bottle. we are seconds away from smoking out of a shotgun!" replied krevin.
"GOOD IDEA!" jason exclaimed in extreme joy
rss and gcal