a large but feminine voluptous male that is still a virgin and possibly laten homosexual
roger the alien from american dad is such a cabin boy
by DEEPWESTG February 24, 2011
Top Definition
1. Young boy taken on a ship to perform menial tasks like cleaning and cooking
2. Often buggered by the professional sailors onboard until they get shore leave
3. A Chris Elliot movie of same name
Captain: Whose turn is it with the cabin boy?

First Mate: Seamus, because it's his birthday!
by persnickety twit October 30, 2004
Under Pirate Rules, the least pleasant person to be. The Cabin Boy must do whatever other pirates tells him to do. The position of Cabin Boy is randomly conferred upon different people by mob consensus.
Pirate 1: Argh! Heartily consume this quart of rum, then go and pick up that large, ugly wench.
Cabin Boy: Yes sir.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
A drink consisting of Sprite and Rum. Not strong enough to get a pirate drunk, but just right for a cabin boy to not feel left out.
Rum is associated with Pirates, Shirley Temples are associated with Sprite/7-Up and Maraschino Cherries, and Cabin Boys are underage.
by The_Nig April 09, 2010
To Topdeck whilst wanking yourself off simultaneously.
Person 1. That toilet stinks of shit and the walls are covered in cum.

Person 2. Dude someone just cabin boyed that cubicle.
by Virginblood June 22, 2011
When you cut just above your ballsack at the base of your penis and pull your penis out of its skin.
"Man, that guy really is insane to try the Cabin Boy. Hope he records it!"
by sackboy May 14, 2015
The baddest motherfucker on the S/V Peerless
Cabin Boy fucked my wife, probably because I am a clown pounder.
by Da Doucher May 02, 2011
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