cabbage patching 

when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually

Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.

cabbage patching by KBiggz December 10, 2011

cabbagepatchin

The act of analy raping a young polish boy in a catholic confession booth. Boy must be under 4'1'' and under the age of thirteen. Must consist of bug to shmack contact.

Yo dude, the guy looks like he just got done cabbagepatchin! I just got cabbagepatched so hard! uh uh momma!

cabbagepatchin by bugmasher96 November 14, 2011

cabbage patching 

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

cabbage patching by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Cabbage Patching 

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

Cabbage Patching by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023