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<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
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generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.
"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004
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A child who grew up and began the usage of marijuana in third grade, cocaine in sixth, and meth in ninth.
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A porn star with the hottest rack ever imaginable. Makes beautiful children in a very naughty, ugly way.
Damn, those cabbage patch kids on the johnny made me sploosh through my pants.
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