Cabbage Ass

The condition of having gas that leaves your anus wet, having to wipe after every fart

Man, I'm hungover and I've got cabbage ass.

by alphachimp October 11, 2003

Cabbage Ass

The condition in which atrong anal juices and pungeont gas cause the crack of the ass to become chafed and painfully sensitive, epecially while wiping.

Due to his cabbage ass, Ron always became teary-eyed when wiping his chapped butthole and crack. The odor, however, brought tears to everyone else's eyes.

by Dale McCartney June 6, 2005

Cabbage Ass

A condition pertaininig mainly to people of Irish descent. Mass intake of dishes containing cabbage develop this wet ass syndrome. Has been known to permanently stain undergarments.

Kenneth ate so much corned beef and cabbage that he developed an intense condition of Cabbage Ass.

by Steve T Con August 29, 2006

Cabbage Ass

Keith has cabbage ass, excessive wiping of the butthole sometimes occurs because of his wet gas.

Keith likes his cabbage ass

by Craig Curran April 30, 2005

Ass Cabbage

A spherical, peelable shite of cabbacious proportions.

Husband says to wife "give it five minutes love, i've just passed a massive ass cabbage!"

"Move bitch Ass Cabbage on the way!"

by september6 September 6, 2011

Ass Cabbage

Any bits of undigested food that passs through your intestines and drops into the toilet

That broccoli salad I ate yesterday gave me some serious ass cabbage this morning

by David Smooth August 10, 2017

ass cabbage

An ass cabbage is:

1.) A douchebag
2.) A fat chick
3.) Someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings

"Emily, you are such an ass cabbage."

"No Mike, Jew's aren't interesting, they are just ass cabbagers."

by Peter627 November 10, 2007