Vagina, pussy, cockpit.
"I really want to stuff her cabbage."
"His douglas fits my cabbage nicely."
"We're going out looking for cabbage."
"She wanted me to go down on her, so I slapped her in the face with my douglas and said, 'Bitch, I'm not eating your rotten cabbage!'"
"I smashed her cabbage so hard there was cabbage juice on the ceiling. And my douglas."
1. Buds of marijuana.
2. A person's head. Similar in usage to dome, wig, or melon.
"Poppa twist cabbage on instinct." - Notorious B.I.G
"Pack a 4-matic to crack your whole cabbage." - Nas
Jersey slang for 'garbage'
Kyley-B: Ayy! Wasamater Kookie? Why you actin like a piece of cabbage??
A Person who is daft, absent minded, or a pinkboy. They have little to no capacity to think for themselves, and will often be found repeating the latest one-liners ad nauseum. Most of them believe that they think for themselves, and are creative creatures, but this has yet to be proven.
Boy #1:(Mimicking an episode of Family Guy) "Butt-scratchers!"
Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1
Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
A prank often pulled in British secondary schools, where the unsuspecting victim's bag is turned inside out, or cabbaged.
The victim's bag is taken, emptied, turned inside out, refilled and returned to them, without them knowing anything about it.
Joe: Hey Jack! Shaun's not looking! Let's cabbage his bag!
Shaun: (looks under chair) Oh for God's sake!
Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic
, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.
A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*
John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!