"His douglas fits my cabbage nicely."
"We're going out looking for cabbage."
"She wanted me to go down on her, so I slapped her in the face with my douglas and said, 'Bitch, I'm not eating your rotten cabbage!'"
"I smashed her cabbage so hard there was cabbage juice on the ceiling. And my douglas."
Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1
Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
The victim's bag is taken, emptied, turned inside out, refilled and returned to them, without them knowing anything about it.
Shaun: (looks under chair) Oh for God's sake!
A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!