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doodie calls 

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence
Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014
Calasa means that someone that can't handle what they disk out.
Stranger: You are sexist.
Me: No you are.
Stranger: NO I'm not!
Me: I see you are a Calasa.
Calasa by Sakurakage August 20, 2019
A very disgusting cargo channel in the south side of Chicago. Normally used to refer to a woman's va-jay-jay if it isn't necessarily the cleanest
Damn bro, I tried to pipe her but I never thought that she woulda had a calsag. Shit was awful, had her walk home after that.
calsag by Untracker October 28, 2020

Magnus Carlsen 

The current chess World Champion and the biggest brain in the chess world who nobody can compete with. Fun fact: his first name is actually Sven (like Pewdiepie's legendary dog) but his parents call him Magnus and so does everybody else!
"Did you see Magnus Carlsen's game against Nakamura?! That was an amazing queen sacrifice!!"
Magnus Carlsen by ChessLegend December 4, 2020
Our cat Zelda, has no opposable thumbs, so she cannot do the dishes. She pays her rent in CaaS.
CaaS by wickedhoneyb November 30, 2020
One of the best duels players ever. Calsey is a hot male, usually surrounded by a large group of egirls, just waiting to hop on his dick. Some people consider him to be a classic duels god.
There isn't much known about his real life, but there are rumors of him being a strong, tall white man. He recently turned 18.
-Holy shit, have ever fought Calsey? He fucking clapped me
-Yeah bro he is insane
Calsey by SamnyGreen April 7, 2021