cool as a cucumber
guy 1: look at obama - he's CAAC
guy 2: cak?
guy 1: no man, cool as a cucumber!
guy 2: why yes, he is
Close At All Costs: Do whatever it takes to take someone home, even if it must be a horrible wildebeest. Akin to going hogging.
I haven't gotten laid in three weeks! Tonight is a CAAC night.