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Caute by Natalie P. May 2, 2007
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cauterize the phonebook
To remove the names of people from your phonebook that you no longer want to have the urge to call or text. Particularly those people who were the reciever of previous romantic advances or friends who have become "yucky" in some way or another. Can also be used to refer to regular clearing of business dead ends or ex-clients info.
person one: So hows the new unattached life going?
person two: After the first year, I needed to cauterize the phonebook in my berry, I think I was chasing too many possibilities. I keep texting old failed attempts. I need to chill out and focus on my own life.
person two: After the first year, I needed to cauterize the phonebook in my berry, I think I was chasing too many possibilities. I keep texting old failed attempts. I need to chill out and focus on my own life.
cauterize the phonebook by Motorblade January 24, 2010
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Cautexican
A resident of the state of Texas who is of Hispanic descent, but acts more Caucasian then most white people. Most often times cannot speak fluent spanish.
Cautexican by HJoyjoy June 9, 2018
Cauterize
A kick ass punk rock band from Canada. No longer together, sadly. They have released 4 albums, all which kick ass, under the name Cauterize and two under the name T.O.E. Their music has appeared in the game 1080 Avalanche and the movie Eurotrip.
Their singles include:
Something Beautiful
Killing Me
Choke
Closer
Minor Key Symphony
Other badass songs include:
Waking To The Sun
Porcelain (A beautiful power ballad)
Shooting Stars
Miracles or Medicine
It's also worth noting that this band is CRIMANALLY underrated, and is up to par, and even better in some aspects, than mainstream punk bands such as Rise Against and Against Me!, anybody who enjoys the genre of music owes it to themselves to check Cauterize out.
Their singles include:
Something Beautiful
Killing Me
Choke
Closer
Minor Key Symphony
Other badass songs include:
Waking To The Sun
Porcelain (A beautiful power ballad)
Shooting Stars
Miracles or Medicine
It's also worth noting that this band is CRIMANALLY underrated, and is up to par, and even better in some aspects, than mainstream punk bands such as Rise Against and Against Me!, anybody who enjoys the genre of music owes it to themselves to check Cauterize out.
Punk fan 1: Hey, isn't Rise Against a great band?
Punk fan 2: Yeah, but I think Cauterize is way better
Punk fan 1: Who the hell is Cauterize?
Punk fan 2: *Gives punk fan 1 a Cauterize CD*
Punk fan 1: Holy shit this is amazing! *Chucks Rise Against CD out the window*
*They both begin headbanging and moshing*
Punk fan 2: Yeah, but I think Cauterize is way better
Punk fan 1: Who the hell is Cauterize?
Punk fan 2: *Gives punk fan 1 a Cauterize CD*
Punk fan 1: Holy shit this is amazing! *Chucks Rise Against CD out the window*
*They both begin headbanging and moshing*
Cauterize by thatguywiththecurlyhair July 31, 2009
Cauterizing Creations
The hot shit you take that hurts leaving your body, and you swear it's so hot it will cauterize your hole shut
Jimbo: I've had a bad case of the cauterizing creations lately, and it's weird because all I've eaten are salads. I swear my asshole feels like it is being welded shut after a sesh on the toilet
Cauterizing Creations by ONTHATSHIT January 6, 2020