| 1. | ca-ca bandit | ||
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someone who likes to wipe ca-ca all over the walls in the restroom. hey man, the ca-ca bandit left his mark all over that last stall so i wouldnt use it if i was you.
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| 2. | curry bandit | ||
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noun- he comes by night. stealthy. steals leftover curry from conservative indian households and leaves his traditional mark, a vagina with 4 legs. he also has the tendency to wear tight fitted black hoodies, because they make him look cool. He wears his favorite "Hanes" underwear which are boxer/briefs for his comfort for the best curry stealing he can do. The ringleader of this clan has been seen in southern California namely the palos verdes peninsula area. The ultimate curry bandit is also known by many as sun-king. The myths go as follows: he has no penis, he is frail and helpless, many have sworn to have heard him make moaning calls before he strikes. If you spot a curry bandit flee the scene immediately. you can always tell if you see a curry bandit because he is of very dark complexion and will only eat with his right hand. watch out for his driving, he has been known to get into frequent accidents, but then again this might just be subject to the fact that he is an asian driver*. *while this is a stereotype, its true, so deal with it. Guy 1: Dood, the curry bandit hit my house up last night.
Guy 2: How do you know, did he leave his calling card? Guy 1: Yeah, and he was wearing a tight black hoodie. Guy 2: Does he think he is cool, or something? |
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| 3. | ca-ca bandit | ||
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one who searches for anal the ca ca bandit pounded her butt good
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| 4. | Hanford | ||
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Is a place where people have nothing better to do then to hurt others and pass STD's around their group of friends like it's going out of style! Majority of people smoke weed and drink and get knocked up. The cops are not much better, they only stop people for traffic violations or pick on youngsters just to pass the time, but make no attempt to stop domestic violence, drug abusers, or child molesters. *Most crimes are not recorded for the public so the City could keep their label of being the Friendliest Town in California... which means most girls who are raped and beaten go unnoticed and never receive justice, which is why a lot of them are knocked up and become labeled as Sluts, They lose all hope and give up* Every person in Hanford is DYING to get away but for some reason they all fall back into that hole of a city in cali "Whoa I thought you moved away"
"Yeah I left for vacation, was pulled over for a violation, and got locked up and put on probation." "yep that's happens A lot here in Hanford." |
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| 5. | Enema | ||
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From Pauliepedia, the true free encyclopedia:-)!!!!! Wikipedia is lame and kept rejecting my minor edits and corrections to the article on their page. An enema article from a enema enthusiasts point of view seems to be out of their realm.....Gillyweed and Eeekster at wikipedia know it all and should be honored with a BIG F- You From Paulie 225 You should all write them and tell them how lame they are:-)! Be Blessed Paulie225 A 2qt (about 1.89 liters) open-topped enema bag, or "fountain syringe", equipped with a rectal nozzle, is to be filled with water or a solution, then suspended near and slightly above the patient using the hook. Then, the nozzle (shown equipped) is inserted into the anus and the clamp is released. This bag may also be used for vaginal douches by switching the nozzle.Many people choose to use the douche nozzle for enemas by slicing the tip of it off. It works quite well as it is larger and more easily retained, it also produces a higher flow and more stimulation A rectal bulb syringe may be used to administer smaller enemas. Enema Device for bowel irrigation An enema (plural enemata or enemas) is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. Enemas can be carried out for medical reasons (as a treatment for constipation) as a remedy for encopresis, as part of alternative health therapies, as punishment, and also for erotic purposes, particularly to prepare for anal sex, and as part of BDSM activit... |
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| 6. | Windshield Time | ||
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The amount of time wasted or lost driving from point A to point B during work hours. Background information: This is a common term use among construction workers on the central coast of California. Since one may have construction projects spread out over the county. Little was accomplish today since most of my day was spent doing 'windshield time' driving between projects.
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