C.S.A.B.H.

Can't Shit Anywhere But Home (C.S.A.B.H.) is a disease that plagues millions of Americans. It haunts our nation and there is really no cure. We just have to embrace that fact that some people cannot shit in public.

"Yo man, I have to go home and shit."

"Why dude? You can use my bathroom."

"No, I C.S.A.B.H."

C.S.A.B.H. by spiderman saves the day April 15, 2008

Clunge Seeking Allowance (C.S.A)

The allowance (money) a male recieves every week in order to seek clunge. The male must use the clunge seeking allowance to pay for a nice shirt, a pair of loafers and cologne. This in turn will impress the clunge, and lure her into providing the male with her clunge services.

N.B: A male cannot recieve clunge seeking allowance when he is recieving clunge on a regular basis. *Clunge seeking benefit fraud*

"I can't come out tonight mate. I've got no clunge seeking allowance (c.s.a) left"

Clunge Seeking Allowance (C.S.A) by girlslikedjs February 12, 2009

S.C.O.S.A. 

Acronym for

Snorting
Cocaine
Off a
Stripper's
Ass

Adjective describe any

We are about to go S.C.O.S.A. all over this bitch.

S.C.O.S.A. by Swiss Sex and Sun January 8, 2013

Two C***s in a Kitchen 

A genuine technical term used in advertising, often abreviated to "two c's in a kitchen". This unbeleivably offensive term relates to any advert based around two people discussing something for the purpose of a camera.

The origins of this are based in early washing powder comercials where two people would say something like "Oh, how do you get those whites so bright?". Apparently even in the early days people found it hard to keep a straight face on set.

Now there are several pastiches, including two c's by a washing line, two c's in a bar, in a car, anywhere.

In short, two people discussing something pointlessly and in an artificial or clearly staged manner for the benefit of onlookers, sometimes in irony.

Dude, I just had to sit through a party political broadcast with a staged interview. It was so totally two c's.

Two C***s in a Kitchen by dj_monged August 14, 2004

S.P.A.C.S.

Sane People for the Advancement of Common Sense. A group trying to eliminate those who spam on Youtube videos (Please don't read this! You'll be kissed on the nearest possible Friday if you post this on three more videos! Press F5 and you're crush's name will appear on the screen. It's scary, because it works!) and putting things like ●•·нєαятz·•● after their user names, and other things.

"I just joined S.P.A.C.S. after Ashley sent me another chain text. Ugh, I could kill her."

S.P.A.C.S. by ʎppǝɹɟ ǝןqısıʌuı July 8, 2009

2 C’s and a K 

It’s when you get some cock but don’t get the 'O'.

“Hey missy, you have fun last night?”
“Nah, just 2 C’s and a K.”

2 C’s and a K by Lizalizaliza February 16, 2020

A’s, B’s, C’s, etc.

Queue system used for rotation in a group smoking Blunts or joints. Positions in queue are decided by calling out “A’s” or “B’s” and so on. Positions can also be chosen based on who rolled the blunt and gets to spark it. A’s means you’re first, B’s means you’re second, and so on.

“i got A’s, B’s, C’s, etc. on this blunt i rolled because i’m smoking alone.”

A’s, B’s, C’s, etc. by Unmasking August 25, 2019