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crumpsterbating 

To cry, take a dump and masturbate at the same time...
Whoa! I just saw Josh crumpsterbating... I didn't even think that was possible
crumpsterbating by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010
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cumpster 

A female "cum dumpster." A slutty woman who can not last more than 3 days without ingesting cum. see also "Costco Bukkake" and "Cupcakke."
Jen, the cumpster, fucked 4 Italian guys in 3 different holes last night. She loves being showered in cum. She IS a dumpster. The Cumpster.
cumpster by BigmuffDiver April 25, 2011

Cumpster Diving 

The act of having sex with a well known slut i.e. a cum dumpster
John: I heard you went cumpster diving last night.
Joe: What?
John: Yeah. My mom got back last night from turning tricks and she mentioned your name.
Cumpster Diving by Masochisticdeath December 26, 2014

Cumpster 

A person so disguctingly obsessed with cum, that they are practically a dumping place for anyone who needs to get a load off.
She is such a fucking cumpster, i heard 6 guys let go on her chin last night.
Cumpster by Ted Freddinson April 29, 2009

Cumpster 

The Word "cumpster' is a term for a slut.Cumpster is like the dumpster because the slut is a dumpster of cum
That bitch is a cumpster.
Cumpster by im the cumpster September 8, 2018

Dumb Cumpster 

1. A pejorative to the term Cum Dumpster meaning the opposite of a female cum dumpster-hence dumb cumpster.
2. An idiotic or ignorant person.
3. A slutty girl who is dumb and takes in a lot of cum
Dumb Cumpster by Xiber June 14, 2008