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A raccoon. Within the ecosystem of the dumpster (bacterium, maggot, cockroach, mouse, rat, freegan, raccoon), the raccoon or dumpster shark is the apex predator. It takes only a small amount of decomposing food or garbage to attract these animals, who can seemingly detect the odors from this kind of waste from kilometres away. Sometimes traveling in large groups but typically cruising solo, larger specimens may pose a threat to humans and pets. Just toss that chopped up body behind the 7-11. The dumpster sharks will take care of the rest.
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| 2. | S.C.D. | ||
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Acronym for Sorority Cum Dumpster.
A sorority girl, often of the gold-digging ilk, who is relatively promiscuous, regardless of possible public representations to the contrary. A creature, though not uniquely indigenous to The University of Alabama and Ole Miss, occurs at those institutions in enormous quantities. SEE ALSO: SCUD, Sorostitute. Whoa, those girls are fine! Aw, crap, get your wallets out, it's a beamer-load of fucking S.C.D.s!
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| 3. | c.a.m | ||
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Cum Allowing Mouth. (n) 1. a person who will allow a man to ejaculate into thier mouth for swallowing. Dude, that bitch had a c.a.m. She wont be hungry for days.
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| 4. | Scummie Bear | ||
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Broken down into two parts. Scummie - skeezy/slutty ; Bears - most people think of cute baby bears.
So when you put them together you get cute, skeezy girls. The sound of the words together sound like "gummy bears" so you think good things and gummy bears are sweet and taste good. And any guy knows sometimes its fun to hang out with a skeez. Can be used interchangeably with slut, skeez, cum dumpster, skank, etc. Yeah, Rob and I were at a party at State and those high school scummie bears tried stealing our beer. So we got them wasted and had our way with them.
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| 5. | C-Donkey | ||
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A term that refers to a woman who is an extreme whore. Typically found sucking dick for cocaine and/or meth. Habitats include larger, urban cities as well as smaller communities (e.g. Altus, OK.) That girl is such a C-Donkey: she doesn't know who either of her baby's daddies are, and she has gonnorhea.
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| 6. | communal girlfriend | ||
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(noun) 1. A cum dumpster with benefits.
2. A girl so desperate for a boyfriend that she does girlfriendly things for every guy in hopes that one will date her. One must be suffienctly unattractive in order to maintain the "fake girlfriend" status lest someone would actually want to date her. Guy A: "Dude, she made me dinner and let me fuck her raw dog last night"
Guy B: "She made me waffles today and sucked my dick." Guy C: "Communal girlfriend is coming over tonight when my girlfriend is away. Hopefully I can get some cookies and anal sex from our communal girlfriend!" |
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| 7. | Gary Bettman | ||
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The man who Sidney Crosby is sucking off more than any other man. Probably even at this moment. This Bettman is also the dictator of the NHL. Sidney Crosby is the dick taker of the NHL. Bettman is in love with his bitch Crosby. He doesn't seem to think there are any other players in the league to promote other than his cum dumpster Crosby. Hey dude, check out Crosby during the pre game warmups. He's got jizz still on his face. Gary Bettman must've dropped by the Penguins locker room and dropped a load.
Jeez, i wonder how the refs are gonna call the game tonight? Oh, i'm sure in the Penguins favor as usual. |
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