A way of saying cunt on messageboards or chat channels that have lame rude word filters turned on.
Tony Blair is a right cnut.
by Krela September 4, 2006
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For the English people, King Cnut's reign from 1017 to 1035 was much like the month of March, "in like a lion and out like a lamb". 1 Crowned in the turmoil of war and conquest, Cnut quickly established an era of peace and prosperity. England became so secure that Cnut could frequently leave the country to settle affairs elsewhere in his empire. It was especially important to a people weary from thirty years of war that all of the fighting during his reign was on foreign soil. By the time of his death in 1035, Cnut was recognized as an equal by the Holy Roman Emperor and had negotiated with the Pope as a Christian monarch.
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
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cnut is a term used to describe a "conservative nut" (it aLso works for "christian nuts"). the word is best used in print form, because most readers wiLL read it as "cunt"
ijohn ashcroft is a cnut/i

ionLy cnuts watch foxnews for news/i
by sniffa October 15, 2004
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The fifth track on Grand Funk Railroad's first album "On Time" (1969), but with periods after each letter: T.N.U.C.
Did you listen to cnut yet?
by librsh November 24, 2006
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A corruption of a slang term for a lady's part, often applied to a foolish person or sometimes as epithet.
1. Mortuus47 is a cnut!!!!!!111
2. Cnut!
by Kenneth Wyllyams August 29, 2002
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A cnut is a young guy's cute, hairless, tight, pink, puckered lower in-hole.
The cadets in my pod all want to take care of their morning wood by using my cnut!
by USAF Cadet September 18, 2021
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A cnut is a young male's asshole.
Matt likes to fuck my cnut!
by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021
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