C & E Catholics

A person who only attends mass on Christmas and Easter.

Observing his larger than usual Easter congregation, Father Dick took the opportunity to deliver a little dig. ".....and it's so nice to see my C & E Catholics this morning. We see so little of you, that when you do attend mass we have to break out the Ritz crackers"

(Practicing Catholics look down on C & E 's taking communion.)

This is a true story. And yes, his name WAS Father Dick.

C & E Catholics by Chat Noir May 24, 2008

C&E Christian 

"Christians" who only celebrate Christmas and Easter.

1: Are you a Christian?
2: Yes, but I only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
1: Oh, so you're not an actual Christian. You're a C&E Christian.

C&E Christian by jesuit April 21, 2008

C.E.B. 

Chief Executive Bitch

Girl: come at me, bitch!

girl #2: back up whore! IM THE C.E.B. UP IN THIS BITCH!

C.E.B. by jacksumbadges January 14, 2011

c.e.hoe 

A high class or powerful woman that happens to be a slut or a prostitute to get places in the work place. This name is only given to professionals who know what they are doing. This status helps advance their position in the work world.

Melissa, Lyndz, and Felicia are not qualified for the job at which they occupy yet have risen to power by being a c.e.hoe.

c.e.hoe by Meliss, Lyndz, Felicia May 20, 2007

C.E.C.V.A.C.

An all-girl Catholic school located in Monterrey Mexico. Girls use slutty skirts and tights, pretend to be really religious, gossip, and have great amounts of money.

boy 1: Hey! nice butt.
girl 1: get lost.
boy 2: don´t worry man, she must be from C.E.C.V.A.C.
boy 1: bitch.

C.E.C.V.A.C. by yollia November 24, 2010

C.E.S. 

Crusty Eyebrow Syndrome- a very common oil gland dysfunction that causes white, dry, itchy flakes form around the eyebrows. Treatable by a prescription ointment called Cetophil. Also known as facial hair dandruff.

White flakes falling from eyebrows. I think I have C.E.S.

C.E.S. by Dr. Jordan March 5, 2008

C.E.T.

Crotchless Elf Tights

I'm going to get Santa's Little Helper to wear C.E.T.

C.E.T. by Niick Jones May 16, 2008