C.S.P. are the three terms that describe the average attractive female...
C-cute: Adorable face, hot body with tight 'TIGHT' clothes
S-short: Height is between 5'2" to 5'7". Very down to earth!
P-portable: Easy to be picked up and be taken away.
Yo, look at dat shorty over there. C.S.P. the full package to picked and delivered to my house.
1) a reject with no friends.
2) acts tough, but is the biggest pussy on the face of the earth.
3) is the prudest bitch alive!
4) a backstabbing piece of shit
5) pretends to fucking care about people, but the truth is, he only gives a shit about himself
dude 1: omg! did you hear that matt smith has to be forced to feel someone up?! he can't do it by himself! and hes 17 years old! what a little bitch!
dude 2: omg dude ik! and hes going out with this total whore. she actually sucked my dick last week. licked my balls too. and im 5 years older than her!
dude 1: ew! now iv gotta break up with her! WHAT A WHORE!!!! WOW now i guess he's going back to his ex with the big tits!
dude2: hey, if he doesnt get her, I WILL! <33333 yummy boobies <3333
dude 1: dude do it! its not like "MATTHEW CRAIG SMITH" actually put them into use
dude 2: omg man. ill totally fuck her too. and then text matthew and tell him every detail, cause its not like M.C.S ever gonna know what it feels like to put dick deep inside a pussy.
|3.||Two C***s in a Kitchen|
A genuine technical term used in advertising, often abreviated to "two c's in a kitchen". This unbeleivably offensive term relates to any advert based around two people discussing something for the purpose of a camera.
The origins of this are based in early washing powder comercials where two people would say something like "Oh, how do you get those whites so bright?". Apparently even in the early days people found it hard to keep a straight face on set.
Now there are several pastiches, including two c's by a washing line, two c's in a bar, in a car, anywhere.
In short, two people discussing something pointlessly and in an artificial or clearly staged manner for the benefit of onlookers, sometimes in irony.
Dude, I just had to sit through a party political broadcast with a staged interview. It was so totally two c's.
|4.||Tahitian Face Mask|
A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.
I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.
|5.||lay a train|
What we plan to do to (more specifically 'on') Mike C.'s imaginary ex-girlfriend codenamed "psychobitch" when she comes up to R.I.T.
When she comes up, we will lay a train on her face!!
Mike, can we lay a train on her face??
|6.||No your face|
It's used the same as the standard Your Face,
It's a universal comeback to anything.
But the 'your' is emphasized.
When someone insults you and you haven't got anything to fire back with,
Or even if you're just bored of them and don't want to talk about that topic,
You reply as if they've said something about your face, when it really should be their face.
It originated from a community for an online counter-strike soccer game in australia, but it's making it's way into the real world.
A: Ahhh ya can't pass for shitt!!
B: No YOUR face.
A: Negative. your face.
B: No YOU
(note it's usually not done with capital letters for the your, that's just to demonstrate the emphasis)
A: Did that turn out alright quality, B? I think I had vent running aswell..
B: no your face
C: no your face!!!!!!!!!!!
B: no your face
A: Hey B, we were looking through your computer and C said you have some appalling taste in music.
B: More like no C's face!
A: C says no yours.
B: im coming over there right now to kick C's ass.
A: go to bed B
B: no your face
The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.
'So what'd you do this weekend?'
'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'